JOKE OF THE DAY
The 7 most important men in a woman's life
1. The Doctor -
who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist -
who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman -
who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser -
who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer -
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker -
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter -
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice,
always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
