germany 2006 begins in a few weeks. time to get a thread going for anyone's thoughts and opinions.

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Bos i'm just interested in that girls team that all wear different colours ,i'd like to see them playing ,i'm sure those shirts don't stay folded exactly where they are .

jimmy, they run in slow motion , too, just like they did in baywatch !! :))

Guily! he should not be in the Barcelona team, Xavi is far better as is Messi and when they are both back and fit guily will struggle to play. And although france are so bad, with a team of ageing former superstars Guily still doesnt merit a place.

jimmy b - it's amazing what you can do with a bit of velcro.
But you have to be very careful ;)

you mean when it's time to peel the velcro off?? ooooouch!!!!

the usual lull going on now , between the end of club matches and the start of friendlies. only a couple of weeks to go and heaven begins :)))))

not the best of starts to england's world cup campaign but at least owen came through unscathed and we all got to see the new wonderkid. i have to say, what these new players lack in experience they do make up for in pace.

considering this is an investors bb , there must be some stocks that will directly benefit from the world cup. this is one that might be worth a look.

possible?

also, some of the breweries might be worth a punt, especially if england do well.

better tackle than peter beardsley's

england v rest of the world tonight at old trafford for soccer aid. i really wasn't interested until i found out maradona was playing. now i'm absolutely gutted as i turned down tickets a few times. oohhhhh what i would give now just to see the great man play !!!!

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup:

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto , Memento, Borneo , Tango

Cheerio, Subbuteo

Scenario , Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch , Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch

Hic , Sic , Spic, Pric

Digaditch , Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov , Chesticov , Nasticov

Slalomsky , Downhillsky

Risky, Swedishshev , Mastershev

Fuckov , Ufuckov

SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou, Blessiou , Thankyiou

Busqueue, Snookercu

Pennyciou , Twoapennyciou , Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou , Youandwhosarmi

SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen , Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen

Firstsson , Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen , Notroubleseeingussen
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Wherestheballssen , Getthebeerssen

SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli , Yrarseissmelli , Onetoomani

Legslikejelli , Havabenni

Wobblijelli , Spendapenni

SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava, Hopelez Juan , Andonly

Manuel , Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina , Skrewdigalz , Luis Canon , Sombrero

Chihuahua , Jose

SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland , Van der Valk , Van Gard , Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus , Hertz van Rental , Transit van Dors

Van Coova , Van Sprokendown , Aye van Hoe

SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

On a slightly different note.
Did anyone see Peter CROUCH's dance last night after he scored?
The phrase ' what a cock' sprung to mind. He should have been yellow carded for the sheer embarrassment factor/.

Sven should invest in some dancing lessons.

C'MON ENGLAND!!!!!!! lots of goals, just no dancing please.

lol@tweenie!!! you read my mind!! speaking of the game last night, what a joy it was to watch the good ,old, solid , honest english footballers who never, ever, ever dive. not like those dirty, cheating bastard continentals. i mean , english players neeeeeeeeeeeever dive. they merely fall over when there's no contact. but that's not diving.........

CALM DowN , CAlm DOWN (approriate accent)....... INGERLAND!!!! makes you proud.

Maybe amend above to dance&diving?

for tweenie and any other england fans ...... guessing there might be one or two ......

and for gd potts who seems to fancy spain. can't say i blame him ......

speaking of last night's game was anybody else amazed to hear the esteemed panel criticise jamie carragher for keeping possession? i shook my head in disbelief!!! i mean, what possible good can come from keeping possession?

That Spanish bird bos has a nose and a half on her, third in from title picture.... Maybe her promoters thought the event was cricket!!

You're looking at HER NOSE????????

Still debateing if it really is a born her Alan.....