OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Is that my guinness, its still got life in it.Just got back from a 25 mile run.
Anyone want a pint?

No, I will have to drink the 12 pints then. hic,hic

Another 12 please.

i am a lamb

i am

Must of passed out. Eh my trousers are wet. That was the shortest night I can remember. Opens fridge- Walks back to armchair with a large chocolate gateau.

.....

(crash goes the door)

I'm back, (hic).

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies,

(hic)

Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;

(hic)

For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England,

(hic)

But we hope very soon we shall see you again.

(hic, parp) oops (hic)

DC,gets his toolbox out and proceeds to put the door back on its hinges. I need a
hand.One is passed to dc, its still warm. I seem to have been here days. The fridge is empty, eh sorry.

The ice-cream man draws up outside. Anyone for an ice-cream?

Two men in white coats outside, asking for Keaydian!

He's in the bath, hoisting up his main sail!

I think that at this point it would be wise to refrain from idle speculation!

Thar she blows!

Torpedo off the port bow!

Duck!

Torpedo! Harpoon man.

Shotgun! Well it is only a duck!

Its a rubber duck, you quacks.

Ok, pass the rubber bullets then!

You can use real ones still.