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Traders Thread - Wednesday 31st January (TRAD)     

Greystone - 30 Jan 2007 21:22

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 10:21 - 33 of 53

Asian bourse roundup

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 10:57 - 36 of 53

London shares - mid-morning features

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 11:36 - 37 of 53

Citywire - Broker Tips

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 12:05 - 38 of 53

US futures edge lower

Greystone - 31 Jan 2007 12:46 - 39 of 53

Midday Market Roundup

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 13:04 - 40 of 53

AFX European summary - midday

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 13:30 - 42 of 53

US GDP 3.5% versus survey 3.0%

Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 13:58 - 44 of 53

Precious Metals Summary - London am fixings

Master RSI - 31 Jan 2007 14:57 - 45 of 53

Not much going on those days on the stock market, but VLR is on the move UP

UPS (Added by Master RSI on Wed 31 Jan 02:42 pm)

VLR - Mid 24.5p
Reason - Bouncing from the last retacement, looking good at L2 1 v 1 and MMs moving prices up, and bidding online at24.36p. Man Financial has increased a stake lately

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Kyoto - 31 Jan 2007 15:36 - 46 of 53

London shares - midafternoon features

Greystone - 31 Jan 2007 17:05 - 51 of 53

End-of-day Market Roundup

Master RSI - 31 Jan 2007 18:45 - 52 of 53

        JOKE OF THE DAY

What is your business
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture
when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed,
out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW.

The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes,
the latest Polarized sunglasses and a tightly knotted power tie,
poked his head out the window and asked the shepherd,

"Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock,
will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, then glanced at his peacefully
grazing flock and answered, "Sure."

The driver parked his car, plugged his microscopic cell phone into
a laptop and briskly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation system
on the Internet and initiated a remote body-heat scan of the area.

While the computer was occupied, he sent some e-mail via his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, nodded solemnly at the responses.

Finally, he printed a 150 page report on the little laser printer
in his glove compartment, turned to the shepherd, waving the sheaves
of paper, and pronounced “You have exactly 1,586 sheep."

"Impressive. One of my sheep is yours." said the shepherd.

He watched the young man select an animal and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd said: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is,
will you give me back my sheep?"

Pleased to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied “You’re on.”

"You are a consultant." said the shepherd without hesitation.

"That's correct," said the young man, impressed. "How ever did you guess?"

"It wasn’t a guess," replied the shepherd.
"You drive into my field uninvited. You ask me to pay you
for information I already know, answer questions I haven’t asked,
and you know nothing about my business.
Now give me my back my dog."

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