OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

If that fly spray gets anywhere near KEAYDIAN's diaphragm I doubt that even Usain Bolt would be fast enough to escape! I'm outta here!!!

zzz.....zzz......zzz.....(parp).....zzz.....zzz......zzz

I have got a confession i have just consumed the whole jar x 12 in the box of pickled
eggs, another guinness please. No one light a match.

Volcano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention lamb chops - or mint sauce. This thread has been hacked by Lambykins.

i am a lamb and i am watching

What?

We need one man and his dog to round these lambs up.

I don't wish to be ageist but calling Lambykins a lamb is stretching credibility just a tad.

I've been to Bruges today, it rained. Why does Belgian rain feel so much wetter than English rain?

Did you have a good coat on, with no holes?

Why does Belgian chocolate taste better than English. Can Willy Wonka answer this.
re the rain ask jeeves.

Belgian chocs don't taste better than English, it's just a matter of advertising.

I asked Jeeves about the rain, he said "get lost, I'm having my breakfast".

zzzz.....zz...z....!

Uh, breakfast. Porridge please.

What a strange dream..............

Six eggs (fried), black pudding, hash browns, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, and um, risky but........beans. Coming up.

Where's the fried slice or 3?

Fried loaf coming up, with porridge.

Lovely jubbly

Don't call me jubbly. Call me shop like you usually do. :o)

(chomp ...chew.......) Lovely shop, alwight? (chomp....chew chew....gulp.....chomp)

Yes, good show!