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I'm a big puppy actually. ;-)

I love a goody Chinky myself.

We've only got your word for that, Poochy. I haven't met a man yet that knows how long 8" actually is.

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money,

decided to hire out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a near by

well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first

house, and asked if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use someone to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50.00?"

The man agreed and told her that everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does

she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I'm starting to believe all those

>"dumb blonde" jokes we've been getting by E-mail lately,"

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it 2 coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a "porch," it's a Lexus."

LOL!!

You're on form today Hils :-)

Time for a cup of tea, I think..

Will there be a special next Tuesday for pancake day... ?

Possibly pancakes...
;>)

Well, where's the cake, Jeff?

If you go down to the woods today ,your in for a big surprize,,,,mushrooms loads of them.

Which are which,and what should i look for.

Don't ask me - can't work out the edibles from the poisonous
easier to go to Sainsbury's Dave unless you really know what
you are doing.

Ok the bunny has had a good week so it's cream cakes all round,
eclairs, do'nuts, custard slices and buns!!!!!
:>)

Afternoon all

stressful day for me - one of the beams holding my house up has slipped - had to get some acro props in place before the side of the house and the chimney came tumbling down - looks like most of the weekend will be spent trying to get a new steel in place!!!!

I need a guinness -anyone care to join me?

Priscilla
Help yourself

Oh very good JeffMack I see we are on form this afternoon!!
And beyond that I'll leave you to Priscilla!! LOL ;>)

Oh Fundy I am sorry, guess its a good thing the worst didn't happen
but very stressful to say the least! Good luck on the new steel.
:>)

I'm off now have a great weekend all and eat those cakes!!
:>)

Thanks bunny


Hils - see you are short of SEY again - any reason ???

Some of the best mushrooms cant be purchased at Sainsbury's or any other supermarket !

;-)

Fundy, thats sounds nasty, good job you had the acros available.

Yum yum, jeff....... My, that pinny does suit you!

Hell all, it's the weekend again. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Nice blue day on my portfolio, some of my dogs are coming to life so it must be spring coming on. Is everybody happy?

The DYS-ettes are certainly happy again, as usual, Socks!