OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

'Fraid so. No problem with the Guinness though, I've filled these balloons with the black stuff and I reckon all you will need to do is stick this pin in one and hey presto! out will come the Guinness!

Ok, but I aim ain't what it used to be................(pop)

Oops :O)

OOOoooer!!!

Don't worry....(scoop scoop scoop)........still good to drink.

Ah, that's ok then!

(pop....pour pour pour.........sluuuurp)

One balloon left!

I'm confined to barracks this morning, got TV aerial man coming to fit new aerial suitable for the digital age. Something about band aid or wideband or something technical.

Good. It's about time you got rid of that old wire coat hanger!

Band aid, that was like 25 years ago?

26 - but who's counting!

Looks like you are Skinny! ;o)

Yes - sorry - a bit bored this morning :-)

We could play football?

'ere, on yer 'ead!

Ouch

Ave it (whack)

(Ducks)

$@?8735x# smoke alarm.

Someone set fire to the toast again?

No, thing started bleeping at 2.23 am due to duff battery. Battery not replaceable so had to sabotage the thing to get it to shut up. I'm over it now, amazing what a gallon of sherry trifle will do for you.