OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Well, um er.....this chap called and said would I like to reduce the paper bill and if I slipped him a fiver I could have that big pile over there. Turns out I've bought 50 copies of the last News of the World. :o(

I said papers not comics.

Save that 50 copies, in a few years time they will be worth.......................oh, nothing much at all.

There was nothing comic about the NOW! I've cut them into strips and hung them in the loo.

Some optimist on ebay is hoping to get 100 for a copy!

i am the president where is my vip table?

Watch it, thats Fred ?

Quick, get the mint sauce

I will sharpen the carving knife, i will be the carver.

Looks almost like my old axe that was taken away from me.

Front leg or back? Shut up lambykins, your to the slaughter this time. What about a chainsaw?

You can't slaughter Lambyk.......I'll have the shoulder please.

Baaaad boys, stop it!

Bang. oh no. It wasn't me?

you cannot eat lambs

you are murderers but you cant get me

i am a lamb

The lamb is bamb (Urban expression for awesome apparently)!

Bamb. :-))

And, apparently, may come from Botswana. :o)

i am awsome but i do not come from botswana

i am a lamb

i am

bam bam