- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Who's cooking breakfast on Crimbles Day? Just because it's a holiday I still have to eat.

Back in time - I need to find some time to unload the car. Bought myself my second christmas pressy! I had rather a large number of points collected over the last year so I used them towards a TFT TV special offer from Sainsbury (last one in stock!)

poped into butchers for the some eggs, to find the queque half way out into the car park. Just as well the Freezer is already full! Need a drink now........

Socs...I'm on duty in the caff-gaff over the Xmas evening, s'pose its the dog watch period but someone might be in need of a steak & kidney pie.

Bought our Xmas joint today, a 4 kilo complete prime-beef fillet, cost Rand 101
just over 8 !!
Swamp it down with a superb SA '87 Pinotage and the odd nip of 20 yr old KWV SA brandy that recently won the best brandy in the world award, beating all the French cognacs/armangnacs as well.

TIM...is me like me over the wotsit at being a TIGGY, luvvly jubbly....

ms.lw. So your butcher is Catholic eh, fancy his holiness being in the queue, you never know who your going to bump into..

Hi LW, good to see someone still popping into the cafe.

All the stores around here seem to be chaotic with last minute buying. I've had a change of meat this Christmas too. A nice big chunk of Gloucester Old Spot Pork. Are you sure that your (very cheap) prime beef is not Wildebeeste, I've read that there is a hot trade in wild meat over there, every thing from Gnu to elephant.

What about Brussels Sprouts, it's not Christmas dinner without them? Even if you hate them you have to have them!

I'll pop in on the odd occasion over the holiday, I'm not going anywhere so I will need the diversion. We probably won't hear much from the ladies, too busy washing up and such like!

Yes, LW, I'm not too old to play TIG and win!

Since there are no staff around, would you believe they wanted time off just because it's Christmas, I'll make the breakfast. It's full heart attack on a plate for me, anyone else game for it?

Bucks Fizz for starters OK?

I guess most of you have been around the shops the last couple of days, notice anything....... there is not one happy smiling face out there. Everyone is so miserable

Jeffmack
You must have missed me because I was smiling. So was her-indoors. Elevenses anyone?

Happy Christmas one and all!!
I hope your turkey/monk fish/nut roast is organised,
your booze is 'settling'at room temp./chilling,
your pressies are wrapped,
your tree lights are functioning,
your relatives are bearable,
and YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!
However you choose to spend the feastive break!!!

OK speeches done - WHERE'S THE BOOZE???????????

Where is the mistletoe?

Dunno - probably the pooch is keeping hold of it.
See Us Ladies are in 3 of the top 5 places in the competition
but it is the season of good will so I wont rub it in chaps...
((Hee-hee...))

stockers
My relatives are bearable because they are 200 miles away, (I don't really mean that).
Roast? The tin of beans is already open because after a few drinks the tin opener is a disaster area.
Pressies, wrapped? Why wrap a new iron, it's in a box for goodness sake!
Tree?
BOOZE - now you're talking.

Ahh Sockies...Have a large what-ever-you're-drinking
on me!!! Sounds like you need some Christmas spirit!!

Well people - that's my time done on here for today,
have a great break and see you all in a few days.
(((BYE!!!!)))

Can you please enjoy yourself quietly, some of us have got a Bank to run.

Jeffmack - I presume you will head home about 1pm.

I've got load of things that I'm supposed to do, but I just have no motivation. I've got to send a chq & some paperwork for a rights issue which needs to get their by the 30th. Should do it today I suppose..........

little woman
I am still here. I have sent all my staff home while I hold the fort

Who are you making tea for at this time of day, surely [?] the bank are at the gin & it parties.
Stick a funny hat on your bonce, a whistle thingy in your norf & sarf, have another mince pie and relax in the caff.
No frenzy here, all civilised and ready to eat, as Socs so nicely puts it, our wilderbeest.
Do you know I could have swore I heard that you've mad cow in the UK but none over here, tee hee except I also heard Mrs Thatcher [I don't recognise all that Sir, Lord, Lady crap] is Christmassing over here.

Have a great Yuletide everyone....

LW
Been to the pub already for a few. Now sitting here on my tod with a posh coffee and a mince pie

little willie
I don't think we have any mad cow over here any more, the US have just said they have some though.

I have decided, in the absence of the canine proprietor, to keep the cafe open over Christmas. I thought it would be convivial for people to pop in for a quiet drink away from the frenzy of families and friends. A little haven of peace and tranquility is just what the doctor ordered at such times.