OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Sorry! I've been in the Trader's room waiting for the speech, never happened!

That's one hell of a frog. I'll bet it was hopping mad to have been caught.

One clean Caffreys and a shiny Guinness coming up.

Did you find that pizza that you lost 2 years ago Socs?

Heaven

More drinks.Shop- Can I try one of your irish car bombs please.

Irish car bomb - .75 pint guinness, half a shot of baileys (irish cream), half a shot of
jameson irish whiskey.

Add the baileys and jameson to a shot glass, layering the baileys on the bottom. pour
the guinness into a pint glass. Drop the shot glass into the guinness.

Yes Kim, found it last week. Flavour a bit off and a bit greener than I remembered but not too bad.

I'm celebrating today so I'll have a pint of lemonade, with ice please.

Lemonade coming up as soon as I've mastered the Irish car bomb. (Splash. Shatter!) Oops! Dropped the shot glass from too much height again. Just going to buy some more pint glasses.

What's this?

"Gone to buy some more glasses, BRB".

What about my lunch?

(A note falls off the microwave and floats gently to the floor. "Lunch in here, heat for 2 mins, full power")

(ping)

Not sure what this is?

(In the glasses section of the supermarket) Hmm, did I put the right food container in the microwave? Yes, I wouldn't put the fish bait in there would I?

(supermarket tannoy system)

(bing bong bing)

Customer announcement, customer annoucement. Would Kimoldfield please go and view the latest high tech quick freezing freezers we have for sale, the sort you don't want to accidentally get locked in.

Oh oh! :o(

(bing bong bing)

Customer announcement. Kimoldfield please go and view the latest high tech quick freezing freezers. NOW!

Hello, may I have a look at your latest high tech quick freezing freezers please?

(shove..slam)

You need to chill. Thanks for lunch. I'm off, ciao

(Knock, knock) Helloooo! Is anyone there? I can't find the handle on the high tech door!

(bing bong bing)

Customer announcement, customer annoucement. The store will be closing in ten minutes, please select your final purchases, thank you.

(feedback squeal)