End-of-day Market Summary

           JOKE OF THE DAY

Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset
when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement
and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends
all the unwanted photographs of women
that he could find, bundled them all together
and sent them back with a note saying:

"I regret to inform you that I cannot remember
which one is you
please keep your photo and return the others."