CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Yum yum, jeff....... My, that pinny does suit you!

Hell all, it's the weekend again. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Nice blue day on my portfolio, some of my dogs are coming to life so it must be spring coming on. Is everybody happy?

The DYS-ettes are certainly happy again, as usual, Socks!

Spaceman

i didnt but know a guy who runs a hire business who was luckily 5 mins round the corner with a load on the truck!!!!!!! The previous owners took out the chimney and wall downstairs but left the chimney in upstairs - it was due to come out in 3 weeks anyway but ive now got the caffold coming monday

I reckon you're all friggin bonkers!

Sounds just like my house.

MS

Sounds like all of our houses!

Nice to see you in here Maggot, make yourself at home, your lucky there is some if Pricscill's cakes available, help youself, if you dont fancy that there are plenty of Haddock Fish Fingers. All the drink is free, I recommend a 50% Ame 50% Gin mix.


Fundy, when I had scaffolding recently I had 3 quotes 1400, 1350 and 750! the last one was via a builder friend, looks like scaffolding might be a good job to be in..

Hils

Love posting 305. How true.

MS

Hi mickey - nice to see you in here - i get the feeling from the SEY thread you'll fit in well.

Spaceman
Good money to be made - always remember when the boss of the scaffold company took us out when at a previous company, his driver picked us up in his Bentley!!!!

Priscilla
4 coming up?

A Scottish tradesman, a painter called Jack, was very
interested in making a pound where he could. So he often
would thin down his paint to make it
go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this
for some time. Eventually the Presbyterian Church decided to
do a big restoration job on one of their biggest churches.
Jack put in a painting bid, and because his price
was so competitive, he got the job. And so he set to, with a
right good will, erecting the trestles and putting up the
planks and buying the paint and thinning it down with the
turpentine.

Well, Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job
nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of
thunder. The sky opened,
and rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over
the church and knocking Jack fair off the scaffold to land on
the lawn.

Now, Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the
Almighty, so he fell on his knees and cried, "Oh, God!
Forgive me! What should I do?"

From the thunder, a mighty voice spoke: "Repaint! Repaint!
And thin no more!"

Ooh er.

That was terrible.

Have a good evening everyone, I am off out to try a new Indian resturant with some friends. See you later....

Evening all,good game of rugby on bbc 2 wales.

Pinched this from the joke thread:-

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks " Excuthe me thir. Do you have any widdle wabbits ? "

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and he asks " Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and futhy bwack wabbit or, maybe, one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there ?

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and whispers ....................





" I don't fink my pet pyfon weally givthes a phuk"


(Somebody let me know if bunny is coming so that I can edit it out, otherwise I'll have to blame someone else for using my nickname)

Very quiet in here tonight, such a shame as I now have to go and get some beauty sleep. Never mind, I will be here in the morning to sample the full English. Goodnight all.

Sleep well, Socks. Sweet dreams!

Morning All, just popped in for a quick fish finger snack. Funny day today as girfriend has to work, I might even watch the rugby on TV.