OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

It gets worse. lol Stand back, I am going to charge the door.

Ah, a crowbar. (Heave, creak, heave, splinter) Yes, that's got it!

Charge, don't open the door. oh no, he has.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No! it's Supperman! Fish n chips for me please!

(scribble scirbble) damaged cellar door (scribble scribble)

What happened to stockbunny? you have not have you, or is he still about.

(Sneaks up behind KEAYDIAN and breaks the point on his pencil)

Stockbunny, aka Bunny, is a very nice young lady who is hibernating at present. I'm now going into hibernation for the weekend. Ciao!

(Flicks KEAYDIAN's broken pencil onto the floor on the way out!) :o)

:O(

That was a bit uncalled for......anyone got a pen?

A quill and ink, I still live in the past.

P...E....N

Pen, not a quill n ink? Or is that rimming slang for personal hygiene?

B - i - c thats all i have

I pen an ink.

Naughty fred1new.

Oh Gawd, Fred's not in here, is he? *seems to be clear* In which case, a very large glass of Californian Cabernet please. Thank you so much.

Here we are, 1 jug of Californian Cabernet and as it is our free gift day you get a packet of Sun∙Maid California sunshine raisins to go with it.

(coming from the Basement showers)

La de de, la de da.....Barcelona, it was a beautiful.......la de de...Barcelona

(Kim starts singing quietly)

La musica vibro

Barcelona!

Y ella nos unio

I know nothing, I come from Barcelona !

That's not your Fawlt!