OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

There you go, a sweet pea. I hope that's right, the rain is very noisy!

Good the neighbours should be very wet. lol thats nasty I know.
Thanks for the flower. I thought this would come in useful one day.
Grabs mega phone - TEA,TEA,TEA,TEA, PLEASE.

Four teas coming up right away!

Your not from spain? sort of service you get there. lol .
3 spare teas going.
I am only paying for one

Eh? B...bb....but you ordered four?!

TEA + 3 TEAS =4.

NO,NO,NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Words of fight, fight coming from the corner.

The text will not get any bigger.lol
Its cold now, what about a discount.

It's raining here too, as well, also. I'll sit and watch it because we haven't had rain for weeks. More tea vicar?

Make sure he hears you would like tea not a pea. (The toilet)

What's that Socs? It's raining in the loo? On the vicar? I'd better make him a cup of tea.

Sorry DC, you can't have a pee at the moment, the vicar is in the loo. (The toilet).

Send in a mop.

No, no! No need for a cop; the vicar is only exposed because the roof has come off the loo. Must have been KEAYDIAN last night.

Send in the doc has he come over all queer. This deafness is catching.lol

Dear? No, there's nothing dear here today. Thursday is special offer day.

Tea?

What? I cannot hear. Must be a virus.A VIRUS NOT WALRUS

Toast with that?

What.

Toast. With your hot octopus salad. Want?

Holly moses. NOT MOSS<
Fancy some octopus salad.
Is that my post?