Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Im now off to get a takeaway.

Lets hope it's gushing wilbs.

Well thats not what I call a barbeque last night if you can eat today.
What happened to the chicken and sausages, all burned on the outside and raw in the middle.
Sorry, but in my book, no next morning food poisoning, no barbeque!!
Alan

Know what you mean alan, this is how you should be next morning..

Don't think I can eat today.



I will flush it out later with large quantities of wine.

You guys are total nutters,but got to admit it has bought a big grin to my face :-))) Keep it up its original and you aint doing any harm !!!!

Mega...

Just watched that lanky woman tennis player. She can really grunt. Well as a bonus if she wins or even if she looses I'm going to give her a night in the sack with me. She can smack my balls around as much as she likes. I just want to hear that grunt. I wonder if she grunts like that when she's on the job.

MS

This one looks good too Mickey.

What job would that be mickey??

Astronaught??



A double yellow line painter??



Truck Driver???

Or you could try one of these lovely girls!!

I dont like the look of yours jimmy!!

Check this site out.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/albums/tennis/tennis_run.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/slideshow.php%3Fset_albumName%3D&h=340&w=278&sz=38

blimey al, you certainly know how to pull em!!!

Saw one of your ex birds last night wilbs,,she asked me to give you this picture.

Thanks jimmy, how is she?? She makes a good fry up dont she??

No i didn't take her home she said nothing could compare with you,,she's heartbroken,,she keeps this picture of you in her hand bag.

wilbs

You have email or will have soon.

MS

Micky, you have a new