OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

The vicar is he ok. He was a bit queer in the toilet the last time he called out.

That's not very PC is it?

Better call the PC PC!

Police, Im off.

Guinness getting warm KEAYDIAN. Has he left.

Wait! There's a birthday cake for you here!

It will not hold all the candles. We need two.

Drinks are on me.

We just need KEAYDIAN to bring the flame thrower to light the candles!

Can i have chocolate ice cream. 21 candles will do.lol

Is it still rain in wales.

Hot and sunny in Wales now! Ice cream time!

Hundreds and thousands and cherrysauce and a flake, and choc chips please.

What! We don't do th.........oh, oh yes of course, it's your birthday so why not?! (Pour, shove, sprinkle, sprinkle) There, a B'sBB ice-cream bomb.

Thats made my day. cheers all

A large whisky please shop.

Here, have the bottle!

Got the box

Ok. Stomach pump is in the toilet!

Not going in there.