- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Can't have smoked salmon with them now. ;-(

Well smack me with a kipper!

No don't!



Now where is that naughty Bunny? Im going for a poochy run over the hills.......chase me chase me..

Well you can, but you might glow in the dark aferwards....

No chance knackered dear pooch!!!

Blimey you were quick! I have now ran to the top of the hill and currently rolling down the other side.

I see quality shows eventually. I am slipping further down the leaderboard.

Hi all

Yes Jeffmack i should at Cheltenham this year staying at a different hotel this year old socs knows where i normally stay the name escapes me at the mo it is the one near the girls collage old socs you know. staying this year at the Hotel on the Park
that is the name not where it is lol will be going down the weekend before meet up with some irish friends game of cards and so 4th meet old socs and take him to the Fez Club have tickets for all days, and a date with Lord Vesty in his box date to be confirmed looks like the Thursday

Good afternoon everyone. Been up to my eyes in software, just installed a new Firewall, Black Ice Version 3.6. Seems quite simple to use and write up was very good too. There is nothing like good protection.

Tea and biscuits seems like a good idea, then I may think about a Spam sandwich.

old socs see 2 post above what my normall hotel called funny sounding name may be russain LOL

HT.

Oi Hils, how come I get laden with umbrella treatment; no idea what you're talking abart.
Another loss for my Saints, the 'wee fella' will be screamin.

Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for Christmas?
Reckoned it was the best book he'd ever read.....

Jeff...hell of a way from your hotel to the course and don't forget that coming back you'll be 'rat arsed' with no chance of a taxi, BUT, hit a coppers helmet orf and he'll give you a lift to Landsdown Road....

Hightone
It was the Kandinsky.

little willie
I know what the umbrella treatment was and believe me, you don't want to know. What's this hell of a way from the White House to the racecourse. Anyone would think it was the outer Hebrides. It is actually 5.7 miles which is why I said you wouldn't want to walk it.

Jeff
I'm still trying to find out about helicopter flights, you've not been forgotten. Friday was a bit fraught so I didn't get the chance to follow up on it.

HT
Can anyone get in on these card games then HT?

LW
Dont mind a walk. Hopefully if Flight Leftenent Socs sorts us out with a wirlie bird we can go in style then straight into town after the racing then stagger home at some time early morning making sure we wake Socs up on the way.

I was amazed to be way up again in the game. The reason, unfortunately is that there is something wrong with NHP prices. ADVFN is quoting a bid of 170 and offer of 165 and a mid of 166!!! 162 is a more accurate bid unfortunately.

TIM think we should have stuck with TIG and another load of old b******s I have, a certain Network Technology that has suddenly gone into orbit....
but then again, in the real life...........................

Jeff, try to get in with some Paddies and go with them to their hotel, they never get as far as their bed so borrow the keys and have a good Limerick breakfast....

There was a Paddy from Cork, who ate all his meals with a fork,
For soup it was tough, to rough up his trough..................
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Hmmmmmmmm Saint Willie,

Strange that you seem to know nothing about the umbrella treatment. Did anybody mention that it was a form of treatment?

:o)

Anyway, I'll put the Bunny Girl out of her misery. It's a form of treatment for STD's. The umbrella enters in a collapsed position and, as it's pulled back out, it opens up to scrape off the ....... I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Btw, I see that your "Wee Man" is on his way at the end of the season. Shame, I quite like the little haggis. He probably didn't relish the prospect of playing in the Nationwide with Tottenham, Leeds and Millwall.

Cheers old socs i was on a friends comp last night and could not remember i knew the sky bit, was not to impressed by it last time i was there hence why i changed this time nearly booked the White House but a bit of a way from the race course Jeffmack the card games tend to be on the saturday, sunday, monday, nights all other nights tend to be reserved for drinking (-: i can try and get you a game of poker if you would like to ? but no promise.

HT.

HT
So to find you I should just look out for the pink cadillac

No red Pontiac (-:

HT.

Good morning all. I hope you don't mind but I've invited a few ex RAF mob in for a chinwag. Don't mind us if we pull up a sandbag in a corner somewhere.

Hilary
It is enough to bring tears to the eyes. The procedure was described to me when I first joined 'the mob', part of the 'don't put it about' lecture.

Socrates...yep..we got the same lecture. I don't know how much of it was true or just to scare us. Luckily I have never been in that situation to have to find out.

One of my funnier medical moments was the time I had a Barium enema at RAF Halton. There I was lying on the table next to the X ray and Barium pipe equipment waiting for the M.O., when in walked a Wg Cmdr medic. He looked at me...looked at the barium pipe...turned to the Sgt medic and said rather sternly,
"Sgt, the patient and the tube don't seem to be connected, I will come back when they are." Then he walked out.
I asked the Sgt what that was all about and he said.. "The ba@s*ard wants ME to stick the tube up your arse!"

Absolutely priceless!! I was in fits of laughter for weeks after that...