Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

Is this another clue, mg?
I love crosswords :)

And Sputtie - I'm still enjoying the effects of your xmas pressie ;)

12. across "overworked postman"........


how many letters ??


1000's LOL

It's the alter-ego you wish you'de never had (Cryptic - 9 letters - first letter B)

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Quick Crossword - He loves to charge if in the red but also likes to do things together.

;)

The sign of satan...and horny too...no prizes for guessing the answer :)

Hey Addo - who's your postman then? ;)

Just giggling at Addo's loose use of HTML. Naughty Boy

fancy a trip to Mauritius? I am going there a fortnight tomorrow :-)

Bullie, am I going to be banned ?

Choccie, you tell em girl, what i want to know is, if these guys are so good at satisfying us and taking proper care of ladies needs, than why are vibrator sales at a record high:-)

mmmmmmmm that might keep the male species quiet for a bit,
and theyve now made waterproff ones, so can play in the bath too now, and i bet it was a bloke who invented it :-)

Edit, probably to rude, and i promised to keep my good head on:-)

ruth dont knock it i sell duracells in bulk ..got the local female market sewn up..they come to me for there fix.........got my db9 on order...
cheers girls :)

mos,can you post me 16 pencil batteries please:-)

16....u must have the all terrain model..on there way....:)

Mos, im a modern girl, ive got all sorts of varieties:-)

well iam sending a 20ft container up the m1,i think chocco`s in your area,she prob split the load with you.....:).......

Mos,:-)splitting the load?,and a container full too;-),not sure how how to read into that;-)or is it only me with a rude mind,:-)
right im off before i get banned;-)

sales are up, because they are easier to buy and more widely available.

A vibrator is not a substitute for men, it's an accessory to one

Addo, who are you trying to kid;-)wake up, smell the gravy,
supply and demand:-)if there was no use for em, they wouldnt have been invented would they?

They're a great assistant for the main event!

Edit : I consider myself a new age man with all this pleasing women & stuff! Wish I'd have known about it when I wuz 16, I reckon would have had more success!

Ruth, slappers perhaps

Addo: Are you calling my missus a slapper? The first one maybe but this one's alright!

:-)