- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Not too many doughnuts. Just a few jam ones, chocolate, custard, round and glazed ones. No Jeff, that means glazed with a candy coating, not with windows!

Wotcha all,
Did anyone watch the South African Golf Open on Sky today.
Oh no you say, oh no says I 'cos I was on several times with mrs.lw the obligatory 5 steps behind laden with rucksack full of thermos cold drinkies plus loads of sunblock etc.
"For Gawds sake woman, keep up" I thought.
"Why am I carrying this, you old bugger" she thought!!!*
She doesn't often think swear words, I think [therefore I am] [[where is this going?????????]]

What book opens with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"?


Dawg of Brass...re comments about my coming with a spurt up the leaderboard, you aint seen nuthin yet. today was another humdinger and luckily its happening in the real world as well; lucky boy that I am, unashamed pure luck of course..........

Socs.. sounds like you'll need a bidet...

A tale of two cities, lw.

LW
Was that Osama Bin Laden. Wondered where he had got to

Good morning campers.

Morning Socs, a nice cold sunny one

Good morning Jeff. Before you ask I haven't forgotten the whirleybird. Are you at work or relaxing with a laptop?

Not relaxing. Got a couple of estate agents coming to value the house, so tidying up.

Afternoon all.
Give snoball a toffee apple for getting full marks and give Jeffers the used stick when licked clean!

Jeffers, sorry to hear you're being repossessed but there is a life after mansions, also I think you've been possessed before!

Tidying up sounds cool, did you finish the pond, kitchen, plumbing, bricklaying et al?
Whats the house selling market like over there now? On the up or a struggle?

Ah well, back to the swimming pool......

I see that class is finally showing in the game - top 5 places to the men!!

Jeff Has the DIY bug really bitten? After all the work you did on your house are you looking for a run down wreck to rebuild as in one of those TV programmes?

Tim
Got my eye on a gaf in Norfolk, actually two gafs. The main house has an attached cottage that is rented out during the year. Might be out of my league, so just looking at the figures.

Jeffmack
I hope you're not leaving your house because of your DIY! You can join the Norfolk mountain rescue team.

Sounds good jeff - put the children in the cottage and live in the big house!

Yo Jeff, go for it my boy, you could become the "Singin Postman Jnr", go roundabouts 'Narfuck' singin "Have you gotta loight buoy?" [its the way they tork] [[mrs lw is from Suffolk-close enuff!]]

I expect the cottage is for mother-in-law...luvvly jubbly....

Guess who's snapping at the dawgs wotsits in the game....
I'll have him, mark my words!!!

I'm afraid I would never live in Norfolk (again). Too many shotgun deaths for my liking. Now it's bed time, so goodnight all. See you all for big brekkies in the morning.

Ah Jeff Mack - quite correct a boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick
so you had the same box of crackers at Christmas as I did it seems!

Congrats Poochy Pup on top again!
I'm a slipping backwards hanging onto Jeff mack's shirt tails to
stop me from falling into SnoBalls head - good job you buy
quality clothing JeffMack, there's a lot riding on the strength of your
shirt mate right now!!

OK Pass the Twiglets please....

went to local Asda yesterday......no twiglets!

Just not good enough!!! Change shopping venue immediate-mont
for Tesco - a woman must have her weekly ration of twiglets!!!

Have a good afternoon - off to get done what must be done...

Is it called Twiglets now?

For some women it's chocolate...for me it's twiglets!!
My, it is very slow in here today - I know it's Sunday but
everyone must be off enjoying extended lunches or visits
from relatives or visits to the local DIY store......
That even makes my ironing seem vaguely interesting!!!