Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

electionista ‏@electionista 3h
UK - YouGov #EP2014 poll:

LAB 32%
CON 24%
UKIP 23%
LDEM 10%
GRN 5

i think the ukip reading is an anomaly, but otherwise this poll is broadly in line with past ones

Great Shits on how to win friends and influence people...




Scorn for 'patronising' beer and bingo tweet from Tory chair Grant Shapps


Tweeters accuses Shapps of being patronising to working people by reducing their hobbies to bingo and beer


Conal Urquhart


theguardian.com, Wednesday 19 March 2014 21.32 GMT





Grant Shapps, the Conservative party chairman was accused of patronising voters last night as he attempted to use Twitter to promote the government’s budget.

Shapps tweeted a picture that said: “Bingo. Cutting the Bingo tax and beer duty: To help hardworking people do more of the things they enjoy.”

He asked his followers to re-tweet, “to spread the word”.



more: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/19/grant-shapps-bingo-and-beer-joke-causes-twitter-storm

As usual Cynic not reading the poll. Numprty hasnt realised its the EU election poll.

Little wonder he employs Arthur Daley and sons as his accountants.

i read what you posted - sorry c+p'ed .... reads exactly as the ones you post virtually every day

Look at this one Max its even more contracending.......



you can always trust Grant Shaps and the Tories to put their foot in it.

Manuel,

Put your glasses on and read GF's poll again.

I made a mistake and almost cough up my coffee!

Then reread.

But this sums up yesterday's budget.

Benefits me, but it is like blowing in a paper bag.

Cynic NO its not.

the one I post nearly every day is the UK general election poll not the EU election poll you really are an a-sehole.

Heres the one I usualy post

electionista ‏@electionista 24h
UK - YouGov/Sun poll:

CON 34%
LAB 38%
LDEM 11%
UKIP 11%

Thats what you get from public school boys. Total ignorance.

He does this all over the money am board, little wonder conflict breaks out.

He always as to have a light shone on him and craves attention. Makes me wonder if he was an only child.

The two cons posters show how out of touch the con party and the likes of Hazy One.

Its a bit like thinking The Old Etonians still use their top hats to P. in.





Was the above M and H in their early days?


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Apologies, forgot the Hazy One never passed the exam to make it there.

Manuel, did he carry your bags?

Fred do you think manuel was 'an only child' he comes over that way to me.

Attention seeking, childish, always as to have the last word, seeks strength in numbers around him, thinks of only himself, is totaly selfish.

GF,

You leave Manuel alone.

He is my rag doll to play with!


8-)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LO LOL LOL LOL LOL

''Hes your Julie''.

well said Fred.

Hes now totaly exposed now that his bum chum Hays cannot support him here anymore.

How will he go on then without having some support to fall back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear poor Little Lord Fauntleroy

Well the market as done nothing but tank since the end of yesterdays budget.

So much for Osbournes growth stratergy.

Im tempted to go fishing, cant see thier being anything for grabs on the market.

Update - Labour lead at 5
by YouGov in Politics
Thu March 20, 2014 6 a.m. GMT

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 19th March - Con 33%, Lab 38%, LD 11%, UKIP 11%;

European elections that was published in this morning’s Times. Topline voting intentions for Europe are CON 24%, LAB 32%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 23%, GRN 5%. Labour retain their lead for the European elections, the Conservatives and UKIP are still in a tight race for second place… but with UKIP in a narrow third place.

The next thing the Hazy One will say is the outlook for the Cons Party is good.

A bit like Michael Fish's prediction before the hurricane before it hit him.


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But being a pleb, or member of the Hoi Polloi I wouldn't know!!


8-)

The present tory party is led by con men.

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Don't worry about out spending your pension fund, the next tory political policy will be a an announcement on changes to the Euthanasia laws in the next Parliament.

Instead of spending money they do not have on expensive focus groups and polling, the Labour Party should just watch Channel Four’s GoggleBox. The show has people from all walks of society watching TV at home and it captures their reactions. Miliband and his pie-in-the-sky Jobs Guarantee Scheme popped up on the news, and the response will not make for comfortable viewing if you’re a Labour strategist or supporterSome of the family friendly comments include:

“F**king hilarious!”

“Ridiculous!”

“He is a bit of a joke isn’t he?”

“I don’t even understand politics, but I understand that is s**t idea.”

“The Labour Party… they must think we are donkeys.”

The people have spoken.

I bet the tories couldn't believe their luck when the robber barons of the unions elected the lesser spotted millibandus to maximum leader status.


The next general election could be interesting.