- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Hil
I used to meet a lot of Monday to Thursday girls. After all, what else is there to do on a Monday to Thursday.

You've lost me there, Jeff.

Hello Bunny Girl.

Good evening.

Hils...Personally think its still your day, all looks good to me.

Jeffmack, also lost but interested to hear your tale; also think you maybe digging a hole.
How did the valuation go? Pleased, suprised or dissapointed?

Theres 24 cans of Bods on the bar with the dawgs name on 'em, what shall we do wiv em?

Goodv evening So Crates, how was your day at t'mill?

Somebody give the Dow a kick will they?
Willing it up doesn't seem to be working.

Ok here is the deal. When you looked at a girl you would rate her as a midweek type (a one off) or friday type (all weekend).

Surely Hilary someone called you a Tuesday girl.

Hightone, I will get everyones investment tables up if you wish as soon as poss.

snoball and optomistic, thanks for the words of encouragement regarding the 'liquid in a pint' thing, and may i say how much better i am feeling apart from the shaky hands and dizzyness, im sure it will pass.

Right give me a cup of flouridated Strontium 90 please.

Hilary, If you lye on the bar counter i will shave your legs for you compliments of the pooch. (you see i can still be naughty without a drop of alcohol passing my lips)
:-)

Hi jeffmack. That's a good girl rating system. I went out with a lesbian at the weekend and i would like a refund.

GD...What part of Lesbania was she from?

Hi littlewillie, you are No1 in the Game. well done.

She was from a region not visited very much im sure.

GD you should of both drank Hienakan that reaches other part other beers can't

HT.

Golddog
Was she a lesbian before the date or only during it?

during and after :-))

Haven't you got any wax, Poochy?

Jeff,

I'm a Sunday Girl, bright and bonny, good and gay. That said, I seldom know which day of the week it is.

Btw, as per the rhyme, I might be gay, bit I'm not from Lesbania.

Hightone...probably....

Jeffers..lol to that, you know what dogs are like with all that leg rubbing...
whoops, spilt the milk again.

Hils..two out of four there then, understood all phones are off and you're incommunicado on a w/end; just wondering what you do with yourself?
Maybe a greek goodess tho'..Nephrodite?

LW,

Monday to Friday I'm Artemis; Aphrodite over the weekend and all the year, I'm Hera.

You lot have had me in fits reading the last day or so - keep up
the good work GD (like off the booze) although all this Monday to
Thursday talk plus lesbians may drive you to it in the end!!!

Green hair - Yeah Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can wish Mister!

This-Is-Me - see Snoball re the mouldy do'nuts as he is the
keeping of the rings but obviously hasn't realised the keeping
is not supposed to be permanent and the objective is to sell them!

JeffMack - still hanging onto your shirt tails trying not to fall
onto poor Pipeman - who the heck is pipeman anyway???

Hils, yea right Artie, Nephradite was I believe Egyptian wife of Ramesis II and by all accounts, a right little goer [as Dame Edna would say "in the nicest possible taste"]
Hera?, isn't she chinese, as in "I'm Hera in the bedroom"
Cherub should have horns and little black spots on her Jimmy Choos!!!!!!!!!!

Bunny, ones sole aim in life is to do a Doddy; ie promote happiness and laughter.
I'm tickled that your tickled, now wheres my stick?

Keep the ring donuts for our cafe fete later this month; we always get a good crowd for the winter fete and they'll be great for the Dawgs Hoopla stand plus Socs can issue some free to the poorer ladies who don't have ear-rings,
"ooohhh they're sooo different, Dahrling"

A pipeman is one who doesn't smoke cigarettes

Little Willie - Ahh and a ray of sunshine you are too! Just make
sure you watch what you do with that stick though...Or it might
ruffle a few too many feathers!
Top of that wall cabinet needs a quick once over if you can spare
a minute....
Oh yes and just noticed - Well done Little Willie for heading the
leader board!!
Sadly us ladies are heading South it seems.....

Try a Wonderbra, Bunny Girl.

:o)