Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

So after skimming through that I would suspect that I'd end up being sued for damages. One for dropping him in it and secondly as a warning so no one else got any ideas of doing the same...

Go sick with "stress"

they'll soon want shot of you.

UK current account deficit near record high at £22.4bn

UK exports fell 0.4% in the final three months of 2013, the ONS said

The UK's current account deficit was larger than expected in the final quarter of last year, official figures have shown.

The deficit in the three months to December was £22.4bn, only marginally lower than the all-time high of £22.8bn recorded in the previous quarter.

Thanks for the posts guys, funny thing is this company really needs me right now, more than in previous months anyway. I also know doing a runner right now timing wise would damage the company also...

Shortie

Turning all of what you say right round....

You are not one of the best types of person to employ. But that should have been found at by your future employer at your interview.

Have you thought of becoming self-employed? That does sound a bit more like your barrow to me.

Commuters at Euston Station were surprised to see British Airways adverts encouraging them to fly to the Indian Ocean on the escalators today, days after it emerged the area is where missing Malaysia flight MH370 is likely to have crashed.

The depths of the ocean were shown on screens at the station, bearing the overlaid text: "Escape the commute and discover the Indian Ocean".

while we have not found them we should assume they are alive.
Keep the fait up

...

No. Miracles NEVER happen.

A miracle is an event not ascribable to human power or the laws of nature and consequently attributed to a supernatural, especially divine, agency. Such an event may be attributed to a miracle worker, saint, or religious leader. A miracle is sometimes thought of as a perceptible interruption of the laws of nature.

Therefore, they never happen.

More likely to find someone under mud in air pocket, but that would NOT be a miracle; just unlikely.

Agreed Haystack.
Let's think more positively and hope they can be found alive.

I hope some victims of the mudslide are rescued alive. As far as the plane is concerned, I am sure they are all dead. There is always the possibility that a life raft from the plane will be found with just the pilot in it. He will say, "my name is Jason Bourne, what happened".

electionista ‏@electionista
UK - average of #EP2014 polls:

LAB 29%
UKIP 26%
CON 24%
LDEM 9%
GRN

That poll of polls will give the Three Stoogies the galloping shits for sure :-)

I have thought about becoming self employed yes..... I doubt my current employer ever sought references or anything as I agreed to do a couple of weeks work for the company as a favour to a friend who places financial people and was struggeling to fill the role, they asked me to stay on after I got a longer contract with another company and have been here since... Got married, had kids etc, etc, its an easy life.... pays the bills kinda thing, and thats it really.

No Shortie have a think about a change in career...................WINK......just look at this and no joking its cosha.

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Mar 2014

Posted by Mike Sivier in Uncategorized

"For this, it’s almost worth reviving my very ancient ‘Something for the Weekend?’ headline, but don’t worry – I won’t.
So, are there any boners, bottomers or behinders out there who would like to explain exactly what it is they do"?

Badger [5491]
Ball grinder [8125]

Bandyman [8111]

Batman [6231]

Beater’s assistant [8121]

Beater-up [8111]

Behinder [8117]

Belly roller [8114]

Blanket raiser [8113]

Body mounter [8132]

Boner [5431 5433]

Boring engineer [8123]

Bottom filler [5413]

Bottomer [8121 8125 5413]

Box hand [9134 9139 5421]

Bruiser [5213 also Bruiser (leather dressing)]

Bumper [8113 8122 8125]

Burster [8122]

Butt suspender [8114]

Call boy [6215]

Can dodger [8113]

Carpenter-diver [5315]

Chick sexer [9119]

Chopperman [8121]

Doper [8114, 8139]

Duffer [9139]

Flasher [5491]

Fluffer [8114]

Drifter [8122, 8123]

Eye puncher [8125]

False twister [8113]

Farmer’s wife [9111]

Fat boiler [8114]

Fish nobber [5433]

Hanger-on [8122, 9141]

Hemp cutter [8113]

Hooker [8113, 8117, 9139]

Humper [9139]

Pig dehairer [5431]

Pouncer [5419]

Puffer [8139]

Puller-off [9121, 9139]

Ring doffer [8113]

Ransacker [8133]

Ripper [8122]

Skull breaker [8117]

Slugger [8119, 8139]

Skiver [8114, 8129, 5413]

Smearer [5419]

Sniffer [8133

Sponger [5491]

Stripper and grinder [8129]

Swinger [8113]

Tonguer…

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This one would be Okay for Cynic working for Hays......

Beater’s assistant [8121]

LOL.

My goodness, whatever can they mean?




Butt suspender [8114]

Bottomer [8121 8125 5413]

Bottom filler [5413]

Behinder [8117]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

the mind boggles.

But dont forget these vacancies are actualy used and presented by IDS in his monthly and quarterly stats which Call Me Dave loves to boast about at PMQs.

IRONIC......but funny all the same, he he.

Fish nobber !!!!!!!!!!!!