Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I hope some victims of the mudslide are rescued alive. As far as the plane is concerned, I am sure they are all dead. There is always the possibility that a life raft from the plane will be found with just the pilot in it. He will say, "my name is Jason Bourne, what happened".

electionista ‏@electionista
UK - average of #EP2014 polls:

LAB 29%
UKIP 26%
CON 24%
LDEM 9%
GRN

That poll of polls will give the Three Stoogies the galloping shits for sure :-)

I have thought about becoming self employed yes..... I doubt my current employer ever sought references or anything as I agreed to do a couple of weeks work for the company as a favour to a friend who places financial people and was struggeling to fill the role, they asked me to stay on after I got a longer contract with another company and have been here since... Got married, had kids etc, etc, its an easy life.... pays the bills kinda thing, and thats it really.

No Shortie have a think about a change in career...................WINK......just look at this and no joking its cosha.

From Call Boys to Strippers & Grinders … Jobs Advertised at the Jobcentre!
27
Thursday
Mar 2014

Posted by Mike Sivier in Uncategorized

"For this, it’s almost worth reviving my very ancient ‘Something for the Weekend?’ headline, but don’t worry – I won’t.
So, are there any boners, bottomers or behinders out there who would like to explain exactly what it is they do"?

Badger [5491]
Ball grinder [8125]

Bandyman [8111]

Batman [6231]

Beater’s assistant [8121]

Beater-up [8111]

Behinder [8117]

Belly roller [8114]

Blanket raiser [8113]

Body mounter [8132]

Boner [5431 5433]

Boring engineer [8123]

Bottom filler [5413]

Bottomer [8121 8125 5413]

Box hand [9134 9139 5421]

Bruiser [5213 also Bruiser (leather dressing)]

Bumper [8113 8122 8125]

Burster [8122]

Butt suspender [8114]

Call boy [6215]

Can dodger [8113]

Carpenter-diver [5315]

Chick sexer [9119]

Chopperman [8121]

Doper [8114, 8139]

Duffer [9139]

Flasher [5491]

Fluffer [8114]

Drifter [8122, 8123]

Eye puncher [8125]

False twister [8113]

Farmer’s wife [9111]

Fat boiler [8114]

Fish nobber [5433]

Hanger-on [8122, 9141]

Hemp cutter [8113]

Hooker [8113, 8117, 9139]

Humper [9139]

Pig dehairer [5431]

Pouncer [5419]

Puffer [8139]

Puller-off [9121, 9139]

Ring doffer [8113]

Ransacker [8133]

Ripper [8122]

Skull breaker [8117]

Slugger [8119, 8139]

Skiver [8114, 8129, 5413]

Smearer [5419]

Sniffer [8133

Sponger [5491]

Stripper and grinder [8129]

Swinger [8113]

Tonguer…

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This one would be Okay for Cynic working for Hays......

Beater’s assistant [8121]

LOL.

My goodness, whatever can they mean?




Butt suspender [8114]

Bottomer [8121 8125 5413]

Bottom filler [5413]

Behinder [8117]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

the mind boggles.

But dont forget these vacancies are actualy used and presented by IDS in his monthly and quarterly stats which Call Me Dave loves to boast about at PMQs.

IRONIC......but funny all the same, he he.

Fish nobber !!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did you get that article gf?

it's worth a re post or two :-)

Blog here Max, as over 4 million followers on twitter.

http://mikesivier.wordpress.com/2014/03/27/from-call-boys-to-strippers-grinders-jobs-advertised-at-the-jobcentre/

Cheers gf, great find!

Well thankyou sir.

Bet Cynic doesnt think so (misery guts)

Update - Labour lead at 1
by YouGov in Politics
Fri March 28, 2014 6 a.m. GMT

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 27th March - Con 35%, Lab 36%, LD 10%, UKIP 11%

LATEST UNS PROJECTION
32 SEAT LABOUR OVERAL MAJORITY.


UKPR POLLING AVERAGE
34 37 10
LABOUR AVERAGE 3% OVER CONSERVATIVE ON POLL OF POLLS

Shortie,

A problem with just "walking out" of your present "employment", unless you already have a "job" offered is that you may need a reference from present employer and with shits similar to one, or two on this thread the reference may be worse than poor.

It is better to lump the job and work out your severance period, at least you will have pocket money.

Good Luck!

sticky - skewed as the constituency borders are, i do not believe for one minute that even labour can get any sort of overall majority with just a 3% lead
i recollect, perhaps wrongly, that for labour to achive an overall majority, they need to poll not less than 39% across the country, though of course things are never quite that simple

38% (not 39%) Cyners but yep you are right, mind i think that means then that the Tories Libs and UKIP would have to form a government.

Cant see that happening.

Anyway dopey Nigel will take more seats from the Tories at the euros and a November interest rate hike will put labour back well in front.

The 4% points have moved from labour for 2 reasons

1. Osbournes pension budget, more pensioners vote Tory and UKippers have returned to tory ranks for a while.

2. Grass roots labour pissed that labour supported welfare reforms. (likely to come back though after sulking)

so i wasn't quite as silly as usual then :-)

i don't agree with your reasoning either .....

pensions
certainly even labour think this is a really good move, though the detail will be interesting as and when that is published and/or debated


interest rate hike?
fairly unlikely, but not impossible, though it will only be 0.25%, and whatever scaremongering may say, there then won't be another following shortly thereafter


i think many (ex?)labour supporters are generally cheesed off, but especially because of labours refusal to allow a referendum on EU membership and would not even seem to be prepared to take a firm stand on renegotiating anything at all with brussels

i don't think labour are anything other than totally wishy-washy on immigration either, but i'm happy to be told that is not so



that said, the real cruncher will probably be whether or not joe public will be starting to feel any better (money in the pocket) by next may

however, the thought of labour increasing taxes should they get in - no one is fooled that that will be only for those on £150k+ - and a tax on houses valued at more than £2m will certainly lose far more votes than it gains through the politics of jealousy

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seats at the euro elections will not really register with the general public, not least because the t/o will probably be comfortably <35%

With inflation falling, the pressure to raise interest rates is less. I can't see an interest rate rise this side of the election. It is one of the reasons that Osborne has kept fuel duty down.