Morning all.

Good morning all

Yesterday's share for the "UPS" is doing well
ULT 1.4 - 1.5p +0.05p

Midday Market Roundup

ULT was yesterday the "UPS" selection today is an Analysis of the stock

Share	Volume	Chart	News	Various
ULT price 1.50p	A large increased volume today not seen for some time	After 2 weeks of stagnation ( forming a plateau ) this is very positive as to the next move will carry on this way, the move is UP now	Rumours of a deal with North Staffs being signed and only time for news to come out	The flagship Beating the Blues-an eight part self help programme delivered on a computer-was recommended by the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) in February, and the pace has quickened since

       LUNCH TIME FUN

End-of-day Market Roundup

        JOKE OF THE DAY

Girls' Night Out
Two women, best friends, went on a night out to celebrate
their birthdays which both fell on the same day.
All night, they took to the cocktails with such glee that,
as expected, they got incredibly drunk.

Walking home after a great party, they both felt a sudden urge to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and, as it was all dark and quiet,
one of them suggested they just relieve themselves behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties,
used them, and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing
an expensive thong and didn't want to ruin it, but was lucky enough
to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave
and proceeded to wipe herself with it.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband
and said, "These damn girls' nights out have got to stop.
My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came home with a sympathy
card stuck between her butt-cheeks that said,
"From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you!"

Two oil stocks COP and EO. were on the move up from lows today

See you all tomorrow,