This is the official AIM thread. Alan Is Missing. Where is Alan Hewitt? Last known whereabouts Leeds, shuffling between old house and new. Has he lost his bearings and, like a cat or a dog, keeps returning to his old house? Did he have one too many in his old house before leaving and is now locked up in an empty furniture removal van in a disused warehouse in a Leeds backstreet? We sincerely hope that he has not suffered some misfortune. A popular concept is that he has done his back in shifting his Stanelco share certificates. Another is that Mrs H has locked away his computer so that he can carry on decorating his new West wing. Can anyone help? We miss his acerbic wit and aldwickk has nobody to insult!

:o) Alan, welcome back -we have missed your contributions! Glad to hear you have moved in - won't ask how it went because it's clearly taken you a very long time to recover and I don't want you to start having flashbacks.