cert winner

RNS Update:

Twanker has been appointed as the new CEO of SEO with a silent "w", actually spealt SWEO, emerging market specialists in rubber good products as MS pointed out!
With him he brings in depth knowledge & usage of the product!

i might look into this. maybe spread the word about this thread.

looks a half decent idea. maybe i should tell him about the idea to short Regal?

Tanker deserves a medal...i would appreciate it if we could have an idea for an inscription...suggestions posted below please.

Greenseal Twanker. Buy one get one free.

MS

like it...

Guru Twader. A step ahead of the cwowd.

Good one pt.

Simon "The Tanker" Cawkwell

MS

I ware tray lidding underware. There not very comfortable but they do keep everything nice and fresh.

MS

Tanker Blair. leading with innovative ideaws

Mine are made from Frogpack. Please insert your own punchline here (there are dozens to choose from).
Alan

CWBC News Alwert:

Gwuru Twader Twanker Cawkwell was caught out twoday with his Sweo polymer underware around his ankwels trying to shaft inwesters with his underpwerforming plastic goodies!

Hopefully this will be the lwast we hear of him!!!

Ower & owut!

The best so far Sid. Great one.

Gwuru Twankers advice: Go long on White Nile.

MS

LOL!!!!

I dont get it the bloke comes on here trying to help you make a few quid and you abuse him ,you should be ashamed of yourself's. Now what was the epic code ,i might have a look.

LOL....this is a cwaker thread.

i just LOVE the fact that the first post is "cert winner"

a gem.