Morning all from frosty Bedfordshire.

Morning from an equally frosty Wiltshire.

Morning all from a fresh Sunny Kent.

Good morning folks, you all come come from nice places, I'm from South Yorks :-)

Hows the cloth cap and the whippets Opto :-)

Don't see many of either now Mega. Lots of scruffy denims and dirty trainers though, but then I am from Barnsley, you know King Arthur's country LOL

Geographical ignorance!!!!
Everyone knows its Ferrets and pigeons in Barnsley. You've to come up to us in West yorkshire for cloth caps and whippets. ;-)
Alan

Morning all. All those thousands of sheep on the welsh mountains are enjoying the nice sunshine this morning!!

Morning All,

Blow the weather ;-)

Anyone following the AL. situation, day after the ex divi day ( 34.7p) now down 70p!...tree shake or what?

Any considered views from you weathermen or others out there? ;-)

Stan,you can play the ex divi game if you have DMA by buying the day before and selling just before the 8.00 oclock opening before the drop and you also get the divi :-)

Mega...

Thanks MB, but can't be as simple as that or everyone would be at It surely?

I tried to get some helpful "real" info about DMA a few months back on here, but to no avail.

Stan,correct it does not work all the time,but it can be a good at times.

Thanks MB.

Midday Market Summary

       LUNCH TIME FUN

A share for today and lasting the week

DOO - Mid 266.75p

Reason - A new change of direction, doing higher highs and higher lows on a typical uptrend chart and MACD on the turning, UBS upping their stake on Monday

           JOKE OF THE DAY

His and Hers Diary

Her diary:
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He was in an odd mood Saturday night.

We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the
afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it
might have been my fault because I was a bit later
than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about
it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we
should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk
more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was
STILL acting a bit funny.

I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether
it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said
no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said
that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around
me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because he
didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was
going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but
he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was
going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he
joined me and to my surprise, we made love.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards
I really wanted to confront him but instead I just
cried myself to sleep.

I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really
think he's seeing someone else.


His diary:
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City lost. Got a shag though.

Kajak,guysports,lol
how do you know when a bloke is lying?
his lips move!!!!!!

how can u grow your own dope?
bury a bloke and wait till spring!!!!!

how can you find a commited bloke?
look in a mental institution.

whatd the definition of a batchelor?
a blokes whos missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable!!!!!!!!!

whats a blokes idea of foreplay?
half an hour of begging!!!!!!

  

End-of-day Market Summary