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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for 3 hours! How does a rabbit make gold soup? He begins with 24 carrots (carets!) What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a rowand they are all marching backwards? What you have is a receding hareline. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have? Baby rabbits.