Morning all.

morning all,aint been trading this last couple of days,have been out with our metal detectors on a farm with a roman villa on :-)

looking to add to MNKS

long BNKR 386.25 s/l on

LUNCH TIME FUN

The "UPS" for the week GLA 11.5 -12p +0.75p is doing well today



SPS 13 - 13.25p +1p
going strong ahead of results tomorrow

           JOKE OF THE DAY

DOCTORS
A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm,
caring, faithful husband of seventy years.

She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do
herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart.

Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor
to find out exactly where the heart is.

He tells her to put her first two fingers together,
hold them horizontally and place the tip of the
first finger just below her left nipple.

The heart, he says, is immediately below the first
knuckle on her second finger.

Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room
to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.