OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Shipping Forecast - Issued: 0405 UTC Fri 19 Aug

Wind
Northwest, backing southwest 4 or 5, decreasing 3 or less for a time.
Sea State
Slight or moderate.
Weather
Mainly fair, rain later.
Visibility
Moderate or good, occasionally poor later.

Rumour has it that a bin owner has been arrested by coastguards for sailing without safety equipment and the bin lacking the necessary red, green and white navigation lights. Of course it is only a rumour, they may just sink it as a hazard to shipping.

Oh dear, it's a bad day to try to raise bail money!

You don't need money to bail, just a bucket! Oh, I see what you mean.

A bucket! Now that's an idea; I'll use this one, just put a sticker on - "KEAYDIAN's bail money". There, I'll just leave it on the bar, it'll fill up quickly I'm sure.

I'll start the fund off. (Chink) That's a good start!

Get two buckets, we'll drop one off to Keaydian so he can bail out any water the bin takes on in the waves.

Do you think he would want my old foreign coins, got some francs, drachma and phennigs he can have.

Actually, I've just had a thought. As there is a bin involved the magistrate might refuse to grant bail. Get it? refuse! Eh! Yes refuse, as in rubbish! Good innit? Haha!

Oh, ok I'll get my coat.

Hey Kim, that's not a bad pun, no need to trash or rubbish it!

Wheelie?!

(BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPP)

Wasn't me, t'was that Ferry.

Don't sink, I can't swim

(A curious pod of dolphins approaches.)

Dolphin sounds

Question - How can you see dolphins, are you in a boat on the channel . Should I not be thinking like that.

Spy satellite!

Can he load up with cheap french beer before the return trip across the channel.

(The dolphins nudge the bin playfully)

AH right. I see . Bet that took hours to think of that.lol

Put your orders in quick for beer, cigs and french cheese. As long as he does not sink.lol