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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

cynic - 18 May 2014 15:47 - 40884 of 81564

exec - i read what you write and also sort of understand your point -"i want out, no argument, no discussion, no debate" - but if you have an mep who does nothing at all other than collect a fat tax-free salary + expenses, what is the point of having him/her there in the first place?

ExecLine - 18 May 2014 16:14 - 40885 of 81564

Cynic

You are mostly correct with your assessment.

1. My vote for UKIP makes a statement, "I want out." I only want to make this statement and it is the sole purpose of my vote.

I now move on to the General Election:

2. I vote Tory. They promise a Referendum. No one else does.

Leading up to the Referendum:

3. I want lots of debate about whether we stay in the EU, the benefits, the disadvantages. I want to reappraise my thoughts on membership.

4. I vote in the Referendum.

Which way will I vote?

5. I don't yet know. I haven't heard the 'ins' and 'outs' properly debated.

Is it even worth me voting in the Referendum?

6. If we can't seem to be able to renegotiate a better deal, I will definitely vote for "Out!" (Sad to say, this is how it is looking at the moment)

Lastly, I come back to your comment: "....but if you have an mep who does nothing at all other than collect a fat tax-free salary + expenses, what is the point of having him/her there in the first place?" :

Ans. Absolutely no point. My only reason fro voting is to join with others in a massive voice to say: HEY! I DON'T LIKE THIS EU THINGY. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A PROPER SAY! IS ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING?

The MEP will not be able to change one thing. The whole thing of how the EU is run is a farce anyhow. I mean, like, have you seen any decent Party Political Broadcasts on the TV? had anything decent through your door? Do you know who the candidates are? What they stand for? The whole thing is a complete farce. The EU is not run by elected MEPs, it is run by UNELECTED EU beaurocrats.

goldfinger - 18 May 2014 16:15 - 40886 of 81564

Hays Hays Hays

labour storm back into the lead in last 3 polls.......

YouGov/Sunday TImes – CON 34, LAB 37, LD 9, UKIP 13

And

YouGov/Sunday TImes – CON 34, LAB 37, LD 9, UKIP 13

and

Ipsos MORI/Standard – CON 31, LAB 34, LD 9, UKIP 11

goldfinger - 18 May 2014 16:16 - 40887 of 81564

Puts labour in with an overal majority

Haystack - 18 May 2014 16:17 - 40888 of 81564

Further more UKIP cannot get the MPs they need to take us out of the EU. They are impotent regarding any power in any area. You might as well vote for a cat as it would have the same amount of influence. If enough people vote UKIP then they will get the exact opposite of what they want. Labour will get elected and there will be no referendum.

Haystack - 18 May 2014 16:20 - 40889 of 81564

gf
There is a year to go and the trend is against you. Just be patient and you will get what I want.

MaxK - 18 May 2014 16:22 - 40890 of 81564

There wont be a referendum with Cameroon either.

Why do you keep spinning that particular lie?

You know it wont happen!

goldfinger - 18 May 2014 16:35 - 40891 of 81564

he he........ Hays, brave man talk from a man who knows hes onto a hiding.

Yep those thinking they are going to get a referendum from the Tories will never get it as labour will win the GE.

Anyway it not until latter end of 2017 if theirs the faintest chance of it happening.

Stan - 18 May 2014 16:58 - 40892 of 81564

Have you Little Englanders considered all moving to the same area and then setting up your own "Little England Country" within it? You could then lobby the government for some sort of Independence/Self Government, something like Wales, Scotland or more recently Cornwall?

This place is probably to far north for most of you http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-27313889 ... But I think you may get the idea with a bit of intelligent thinking.

No takers? Bit further to go but how about this one then http://www.property.org.uk/unique/islands.shtml

As Alf would say, answer the question -):

Haystack - 18 May 2014 17:13 - 40893 of 81564

Whether you believe Cameron will give you a referendum or not, it is still the only way you might get one. The whole concept of a UKIP protest vote in the EU elections is just silly. Everyone already knows there is a lot of pressure for a referendum. All a large UKIP vote for EU will do is damage the process of putting our point of view across in Europe. If Cameron winsvnext year then we will get a referendum. I am sure of that. I also think it is highly likely that the public will vote to stay in. The net result is that we will be in the EU and have a hoard of UKIP MEPs who won't represent us. All in all UKIP are a waste of time for everyone. Their whole proposition is illogical.

Don't forget that Cameron would be forced to have a referendum as his backbenchers would insist on it and disrupt the government if they didn't get it,.

cynic - 18 May 2014 18:35 - 40894 of 81564

34% an overall majority?
don't be bloody silly!
even with the slanted constituency bias, labour need not less than 38%

as for "storming into the lead", i'm afraid at this stage of the game a paltry 3% lead for the opposition is pretty pathetic and says lots about the public's view of both parties

even when labour had a consistent 7% lead, it was hardly convincing, and clearly this is being slowly whittled away .... if i was a labour mp or even follower, i would be pretty worried about the chances of even being the leading party after the GE

MaxK - 18 May 2014 18:38 - 40895 of 81564

I for one do not think that NuLab or even OldLab will win the GE outright.

The leadership are taking it's members for fools. And lets not forget, it's NoLab's traditional members/supporters who are bearing the brunt of the immigration fiasco.

It aint over yet.

cynic - 18 May 2014 18:41 - 40896 of 81564

by "win outright" i assume you mean an overall majority = no coalition required ..... thoroughly agree; i just hope there's a "proper" turnout of ~70% but i fear that too is unlikely

MaxK - 18 May 2014 18:45 - 40897 of 81564

Yes c, that's what I mean, an overall majority.

I don't think Millibandus has it in him, he suffers from the same problem that Cameroon has.....very low cred.

goldfinger - 18 May 2014 18:50 - 40898 of 81564

Another one for labour........


ComRes/Sunday Indy – CON 29, LAB 33, LD 8, UKIP 19
17 MAY 2014


EAZY PEAZY

aldwickk - 18 May 2014 19:40 - 40899 of 81564

Anybody remember reading about this ? it would have been worst then 9/11

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bojinka_plot

Haystack - 18 May 2014 20:12 - 40900 of 81564

Huffington Post

Ukip Placed In First And Third Place By Different Polls Ahead Of European Elections

MaxK - 18 May 2014 20:15 - 40901 of 81564

In other words...they don't know whats going to happen.

Stan - 18 May 2014 21:34 - 40902 of 81564

A reception desk in a sort of office building.

Receptionist: Yes, sir?

Man: I'd like to have an argument please.

Receptionist: Certainly, sir, have you been here before...?

Man: No, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man: Well, what would be the cost?

Receptionist: Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it's probably best of I start with the one and see how it goes from there. OK?

Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment... Mr. Du-Bakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory... Yes, try Mr. Barnard -- Room 12.

Man: Thank you.

[...] The man knocks on the door.

Mr Vibrating:(from within) Come in.

The man enters the room. Mr Vibrating is sitting at a desk.

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?

Mr Vibrating: I've told you once.

Man: No you haven't.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I have.

Man: When?

Mr Vibrating: Just now!

Man: No you didn't.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I did!

Man: Didn't.

Mr Vibrating: Did.

Man: Didn't.

Mr Vibrating: I'm telling you I did!

Man: You did not!

Mr Vibrating: I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half-hour?

Man: Oh, just a five minute one.

Mr Vibrating: Fine. (makes a note of it; the man sits down) Thank you. Anyway I did.

Man: You most certainly did not.

Mr Vibrating: Now, let's get one thing quite clear... I most definitely told you!

Man: You did not.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.

Man: You did not.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.

Man: Didn't.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.

Man: Didn't.

Mr Vibrating: Yes I did!!

Man: Look this isn't an argument.

Mr Vibrating: Yes it is.

Man: No it isn't, it's just contradiction.

Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.

Man: Yes it is.

Mr Vibrating: It is not.

Man: It is. You just contradicted me.

Mr Vibrating: No I didn't.

Man: Ooh, you did!

Mr Vibrating: No, no, no, no, no.

Man: You did, just then.

Mr Vibrating: No, nonsense!

Man: Oh, look this is futile.

Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.

Man: I came here for a good argument.

Mr Vibrating: No you didn't, you came here for an argument.

Man: Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Mr Vibrating: It can be.

Man: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition.

Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.

Man: Yes it is. It isn't just contradiction.

Mr Vibrating: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

Man: But it isn't just saying "No it isn't".

Mr Vibrating: Yes it is.

Man: No it isn't, an argument is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.

Man: Yes it is.

Mr Vibrating: Not at all.

Man: Now look!

Mr Vibrating:(pressing the bell on his desk) Thank you, good morning.

Man: What?

Mr Vibrating: That's it. Good morning.

Man: But I was just getting interested.

Mr Vibrating: Sorry the five minutes is up.

Man: That was never five minutes just now!

Mr Vibrating: I'm afraid it was.

Man: No it wasn't.

Mr Vibrating: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.

Man: What!?

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Man: But that was never five minutes just now... oh come on! (Vibrating looks round as though man was not there) This is ridiculous.

Mr Vibrating: I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.

Man: Oh. All right. (pays) There you are.

Mr Vibrating: Thank you.

Man: Well?

Mr Vibrating: Well what?

Man: That was never five minutes just now.

Mr Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.

Man: I've just paid.

Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.

Man: I did! I did! I did!

Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.

Man: Look I don't want to argue about that.

Mr Vibrating: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay.

Man: Aha! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing... got you!

Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.

Man: Yes I have... if you're arguing I must have paid.

Mr Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Man: I've had enough of this.

Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.

I wondered what this thread reminded me of..

Haystack - 18 May 2014 22:36 - 40903 of 81564

I have often walked past the Chartered Institute of Arbitrators in Bloomsbury Square and wondered what was happening inside.
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