OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I think he may be thinking along the lines of things to do with baps.

I do not know what he is thinking skinny ?ANY WAY I WILL BE ORDERING CHRISTMAS LUNCH BEFORE I GET ANY GRUB IN THIS PLACE. DO YOU WANT MY CHRISTMAS ORDER NOW, SO IT CAN BE SERVED AT 2PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 4 MONTHS IN ADVANCE, ARE YOU SURE I HAVE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH TIME. LOL

I'm losing my concentration now, erm, fish finger tits wasn't it?

Oh, no I meant Baps, fish fingered baps!

Oh dear. :o(

No, the other way round. tits and fish fingers.lol

Forget it. Just a cheese sandwich.

Breasts in Batter recipe.

Cheese sandwich. With a fish finger?

You had me worried there for a moment skinny!

I'm a bit worried about your pancake menu too.

"Pancake Menu
Fresh Pancakes cooked live in front of your guests!!"

I always make sure mine have been humanely killed first. :o)

He cannot think straight with this talk. Forget the cheese sarni , just a packet of crisps.

Do not worry, You have not got any guests left. They have gone to a decent place.lol

Fish finger flavoured crisps?

They are fish fingers in a crisp pack.

One of those please.



http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/Fishfingersandwich.jpg

No problem.

I want all the trimmings. NO short cuts. STILL NOT A DRINK?

OUTSTANDING SERVICE!!!!!

ha ha ha, order one thing, get something completely different.

Rumour has it KOF served Linda McCartney a steak and kidney pudding.

Was the server kimoldfield on his day off from here.lol

Hey! It takes time to prepare a sardine finger sandwich you know!

Drinks are lined up on the bar. Help yourselves.