OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

You had me worried there for a moment skinny!

I'm a bit worried about your pancake menu too.

"Pancake Menu
Fresh Pancakes cooked live in front of your guests!!"

I always make sure mine have been humanely killed first. :o)

He cannot think straight with this talk. Forget the cheese sarni , just a packet of crisps.

Do not worry, You have not got any guests left. They have gone to a decent place.lol

Fish finger flavoured crisps?

They are fish fingers in a crisp pack.

One of those please.



http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/Fishfingersandwich.jpg

No problem.

I want all the trimmings. NO short cuts. STILL NOT A DRINK?

OUTSTANDING SERVICE!!!!!

ha ha ha, order one thing, get something completely different.

Rumour has it KOF served Linda McCartney a steak and kidney pudding.

Was the server kimoldfield on his day off from here.lol

Hey! It takes time to prepare a sardine finger sandwich you know!

Drinks are lined up on the bar. Help yourselves.

Annual leave had been cancelled that year.

KOF

Sardines don't have fingers.

What drink did I order, I have forgotten. Have a large amount of change on me to pay with, the exact amount. haha

Ha! Oh yes they do!! See. I've got this picture of one and it says underneath that it has been digitally enhanced. So there!

oh yes they do have fingers.

They're not sardines.

That's it, I'm calling Gordon Ramsey

& Bunny.

You are so cruel look at their little faces.

Never now going to eat one again.