- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Hello and everybody,
Nice to be back as have been enjoying myself last week odd.
Glad that i was missed at the cafe -s/bunny Gd etc.

Nice cuppa D and than got to go to slay the dow.

rgds
zarif

Jeffmack:

certainly not these i hope !!!!

org45m
pen15


how about
JM 1

Jeff mine is:

V24RLF but i have put a big bolt to act as fullstop to separate my surname.
so V.24RLF.

I see those nice fishMMongers have bought shed loads of second hand oysters at less than they normally pay. Does that mean that they are going to be pushing the price up next week to draw in the punters or should one get rid of ones supply before the market is flooded?

Ok here it is

And before you ask, my name is not MAX. Its for MACKS

Bullie JB!

oooh good.....there is a glass of bubbly left! Thanks, Socs! (glug...glug....)

Vasey
Sorry I didn't notice you pop in, most remiss of me. Enjoy the bubbly.
I would like to be right at the top of the leaderboard, if only for a day. It would give me confidence that I can at least pick a few good'uns.

Bottoms up!

Good morning all, sorry I'm late in but I had difficulty climbing out of my house over the pile of mail I had today. Never mind, full English breakfast now available and I even got some porridge in for our northern friends. I'll slice a lump out for anyone who would like some.

Oh dear. My ex-boss seems to be in a spot of bother.

Hilary
Looks like you had a lucky escape, I think he can expect to get locked up.

Got to go out for a while, somebody watch the store till I get back please. Help yourself to as much sherry trifle as you like, got a lorry load coming in at 14:00.

STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT...
(((SOCS!)))
Your lorry has arrived and the guy wants to off-load NOW - got
a football match to go and see or something, so can you make
room in the fridges double quick or he's saying he'll have no
choice but to offload it BY THE BUCKET LOAD in the car-park.
((By the way good going Sockies, up to second in the game!!))

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PROPRIETOR...
(((GD!!!)))
How can I put this?....Can we ditch the Poochy banana thingy
and replace it with...say...chocolate brownies or peach melba...
would you mind...??? Thank you!!

OK I'll put down the mic. than....that was fun!! Always knew there must
be something good about customer service desks and these PA systems are it!!

This-Is-ME - Behave yourself!! Your mind needs a quick wash through
with Surf, that would bring shift the grimey bits and make it nice,
white and surf-ie clean.....

HELLO ZARIF!!!!! Nice to see you back..

stockbunny
Don't worry my furry little friend, the driver is just winding you up. He just leaves the full lorry and drives away the emmpty one. Bit like a milkman and the bottles.

Thanks for the nod re the game, I feel a lot better out of the relegation zone.

jgp212 cotbb = come on the belly button method a bit like Russain Roulte (-:

HT.

Stockbunny
The best Tannoy announcement I ever heard was on an RAF station and it went something like:

"This is a test of the station tannoy, anybody not hearing this test is to telephone the guardroom and report the fault. This is the end of the announcement."

I have it on good authority that the announcement was made by a civilian contractor brought in to repair the system. I never did find out if he got any phone calls.

A perfectly sensible way to guarantee the repair was fixed and he could get his money.
Crafty buggers, those civilians.

I fancy a good basic nosh for lunch, Spam fritters with bubble & squeak!

Socs, did you go to boarding school?