- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Got to go out for a while, somebody watch the store till I get back please. Help yourself to as much sherry trifle as you like, got a lorry load coming in at 14:00.

STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT...
(((SOCS!)))
Your lorry has arrived and the guy wants to off-load NOW - got
a football match to go and see or something, so can you make
room in the fridges double quick or he's saying he'll have no
choice but to offload it BY THE BUCKET LOAD in the car-park.
((By the way good going Sockies, up to second in the game!!))

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PROPRIETOR...
(((GD!!!)))
How can I put this?....Can we ditch the Poochy banana thingy
and replace it with...say...chocolate brownies or peach melba...
would you mind...??? Thank you!!

OK I'll put down the mic. than....that was fun!! Always knew there must
be something good about customer service desks and these PA systems are it!!

This-Is-ME - Behave yourself!! Your mind needs a quick wash through
with Surf, that would bring shift the grimey bits and make it nice,
white and surf-ie clean.....

HELLO ZARIF!!!!! Nice to see you back..

stockbunny
Don't worry my furry little friend, the driver is just winding you up. He just leaves the full lorry and drives away the emmpty one. Bit like a milkman and the bottles.

Thanks for the nod re the game, I feel a lot better out of the relegation zone.

jgp212 cotbb = come on the belly button method a bit like Russain Roulte (-:

HT.

Stockbunny
The best Tannoy announcement I ever heard was on an RAF station and it went something like:

"This is a test of the station tannoy, anybody not hearing this test is to telephone the guardroom and report the fault. This is the end of the announcement."

I have it on good authority that the announcement was made by a civilian contractor brought in to repair the system. I never did find out if he got any phone calls.

A perfectly sensible way to guarantee the repair was fixed and he could get his money.
Crafty buggers, those civilians.

I fancy a good basic nosh for lunch, Spam fritters with bubble & squeak!

Socs, did you go to boarding school?

Updated 8th Feb

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	BPRG	Bullshare	23,153.78
2	AHT	This is me	15,461.42
3	NIS	Lightning Socks	12,571.35
4	HCEG	robb	11,258.28
5	PXC	Hightone	8,870.95
6	BAY	Poochy the dog	8,318.47
7	KWL	little willy	7,142.80
8	ITL	Hightone	7,000.00
9	NHP	This is me	6,633.75
10	TFC	Pipeman	5,795.64

jenny you are now in the Game. All you do now is just sit back and watch.

jeff, The deadline for this weekend is now gone for your game selection so next weekend my friend.


Well done Bullshare hot on the tail of Tim and broke through the 100k level.
:-)


Right then a nice pint of Bods for me for being a good little doggy.

Bunny, It's a good job you are here to sort out Cafe deleveries plus it's nice having you here anyway. (But are you sure they are not your doo doo droppings?)

Thanks golddog i`ve changed to supervisor so u know me,i`ll keep watching with interest.bye jen xxxx

Good morning.
Coffee and doughnuts, please.

No! Not the doughnuts or the rabbit pie - I am still on the weight loss programme. I can now say that I am a pound less that I was on December 1st; that is half a stone less than I was on 2nd January after the Christmas 'stuff yourself' season. I'll have bunny's rabbit food, since she is not around.

Socs - I am sorry I appear to have jinxed you...now 3rd in the
game having said you were second....sorry....
Good story from your RAF days - was that where you gained your liking
for spam or is that all we have in the fridge today? Will remember about
the lorry driver from now on...I suppose the fiver he said you normally
give him was a load of rubbish too?.....Gullible bunny strikes again...

GD - No they are not mine!!!! It's those labradors or you have some
major r-a-t problems in here ((whispering not to upset anyone...))
Oh he-he, ha-ha on the cafe special....Chocolate brownies people,
they're chocolate brownies!!!!

This-Is-Me - hands off my Greek salad!!!!!!!! Make your own!!!
Of course with a bottle of cab Sauv as a bribe I may make one for you...

Boy is it quiet in here today....Anyone seen my joke on the
joke for today thread?....(hee-hee, it's a classic!) if there's any men lurking
about in here quietly that should bring them out if only to add some
rude reply...

I'm afraid that the oysters that I ate at Christmas made me sick - ah well, at least I was able to recycle nearly all of them. I hope that in their next life that they will be better behaved. Moral of the story - don't eat oysters when there is an 'r' in the month.

After reading the inaccurate account on the joke thread I am putting rabbit pie back on the menue!

That's it - GD order more oysters!!!!!!!!!!!!
and put my greek down there's a 'b' in the month..

Good evening all. Socks is a little late today, new exhaust for his motor car needed to be fitted.

It hasn't taken long for the sick jokes to come out has it!

Two sharks were basking in the Irish Sea, the first says "I'm hungry, but I'm bored with fish." His mate replies "OK,lets swim around to Morecambe Bay and go for a Chinese."

Trouble is with that tho Socks is that half an hour later they will want another one.


nb. Basking sharks only eat krill and plankton, sorry!

Updated 9th Feb

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	BPRG	Bullshare	26,923.00
2	AHT	This is me heads for the moon	18,922.94
3	NIS	Lightning Socks	12,571.35
4	PXC	Lord Hightone	12,096.75
5	HCEG	robb	11,258.28
6	BAY	Poochy the dog	9,053.43
7	ITL	Lord Hightone	8,750.00
8	KWL	little willy	8,214.22
9	NHP	This is me heads for the moon	7,605.94
10	PSN	Sexy littlewoman	6,217.70