- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I fancy a good basic nosh for lunch, Spam fritters with bubble & squeak!

Socs, did you go to boarding school?

Updated 8th Feb

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	BPRG	Bullshare	23,153.78
2	AHT	This is me	15,461.42
3	NIS	Lightning Socks	12,571.35
4	HCEG	robb	11,258.28
5	PXC	Hightone	8,870.95
6	BAY	Poochy the dog	8,318.47
7	KWL	little willy	7,142.80
8	ITL	Hightone	7,000.00
9	NHP	This is me	6,633.75
10	TFC	Pipeman	5,795.64

jenny you are now in the Game. All you do now is just sit back and watch.

jeff, The deadline for this weekend is now gone for your game selection so next weekend my friend.


Well done Bullshare hot on the tail of Tim and broke through the 100k level.
:-)


Right then a nice pint of Bods for me for being a good little doggy.

Bunny, It's a good job you are here to sort out Cafe deleveries plus it's nice having you here anyway. (But are you sure they are not your doo doo droppings?)

Thanks golddog i`ve changed to supervisor so u know me,i`ll keep watching with interest.bye jen xxxx

Good morning.
Coffee and doughnuts, please.

No! Not the doughnuts or the rabbit pie - I am still on the weight loss programme. I can now say that I am a pound less that I was on December 1st; that is half a stone less than I was on 2nd January after the Christmas 'stuff yourself' season. I'll have bunny's rabbit food, since she is not around.

Socs - I am sorry I appear to have jinxed you...now 3rd in the
game having said you were second....sorry....
Good story from your RAF days - was that where you gained your liking
for spam or is that all we have in the fridge today? Will remember about
the lorry driver from now on...I suppose the fiver he said you normally
give him was a load of rubbish too?.....Gullible bunny strikes again...

GD - No they are not mine!!!! It's those labradors or you have some
major r-a-t problems in here ((whispering not to upset anyone...))
Oh he-he, ha-ha on the cafe special....Chocolate brownies people,
they're chocolate brownies!!!!

This-Is-Me - hands off my Greek salad!!!!!!!! Make your own!!!
Of course with a bottle of cab Sauv as a bribe I may make one for you...

Boy is it quiet in here today....Anyone seen my joke on the
joke for today thread?....(hee-hee, it's a classic!) if there's any men lurking
about in here quietly that should bring them out if only to add some
rude reply...

I'm afraid that the oysters that I ate at Christmas made me sick - ah well, at least I was able to recycle nearly all of them. I hope that in their next life that they will be better behaved. Moral of the story - don't eat oysters when there is an 'r' in the month.

After reading the inaccurate account on the joke thread I am putting rabbit pie back on the menue!

That's it - GD order more oysters!!!!!!!!!!!!
and put my greek down there's a 'b' in the month..

Good evening all. Socks is a little late today, new exhaust for his motor car needed to be fitted.

It hasn't taken long for the sick jokes to come out has it!

Two sharks were basking in the Irish Sea, the first says "I'm hungry, but I'm bored with fish." His mate replies "OK,lets swim around to Morecambe Bay and go for a Chinese."

Trouble is with that tho Socks is that half an hour later they will want another one.


nb. Basking sharks only eat krill and plankton, sorry!

Updated 9th Feb

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	BPRG	Bullshare	26,923.00
2	AHT	This is me heads for the moon	18,922.94
3	NIS	Lightning Socks	12,571.35
4	PXC	Lord Hightone	12,096.75
5	HCEG	robb	11,258.28
6	BAY	Poochy the dog	9,053.43
7	ITL	Lord Hightone	8,750.00
8	KWL	little willy	8,214.22
9	NHP	This is me heads for the moon	7,605.94
10	PSN	Sexy littlewoman	6,217.70

Steady on Tim it's just a game you know! :-)

Well done Hightone (i mean Lord Hightone) makes it into the exclusive 100k club

Jenny (Supervisor), into the profit already.

Bunny, nice joke, but did not get it?

little willie
Them wasn't basking sharks, them was sharks basking!

Just back from Tesco's trolley racing, nice and quiet, filled up with d'essence and kettle on. Tea and sherry trifle anyone?

Greetings oh fellow tea-roomies on this glorious Tuesday morn!!
Yeah..I know..it's grey, it's cold, the FTSE is suffering
a bout of the Brian Rix syndrome but who cares, there's wine on
the counter (and the floor, seems it was a good night last night!)
plenty of food in - AND I can eat my brunch in peace as T-I-M is
not in yet!!! (hee-hee)
BTW - When you get to the moon T-I-M remember to send me a postcard
wont you??!!
See I'm in the middle in the game...got LW one side and SBall on the
other...Oh there's a million and one jokes in that arrangement!!!!

Received this E.Mail today, which I thought was quite amusing

Today is International Day of The Very Good Looking, Beautiful and Damn
Attractive People, so send this message to someone you think fits this
description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received over fifty
thousand
messages and my inbox is jammed full. Some of you will have received this
message in error, you know who you are.

Thanks for the mail Jeff, so many people getting in touch;
Telkom SA at present putting a new switchboard in to my house to cope with demand.

Yesterday outside temp was 48 degrees, 42 in shade, it was the hottest day in Paarl for 37 yrs.[ what sad sod keeps these records...37 yrs?].
Lot cooler today, 35-37!! At least we have a breeze and are equipped to deal with it, pool, air con etc but will welcome some respite which should be soon...aagghh. I'll have a bowl of Socs icecold amarretto trifle..yummy

Pretty crap day thus far on my real portfolio..red, red, red..

It is indeed a red red day Little Willie.
Ahhh Jeffie Poos I didn't know you cared!!!!!