- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Updated 9th Feb

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	BPRG	Bullshare	26,923.00
2	AHT	This is me heads for the moon	18,922.94
3	NIS	Lightning Socks	12,571.35
4	PXC	Lord Hightone	12,096.75
5	HCEG	robb	11,258.28
6	BAY	Poochy the dog	9,053.43
7	ITL	Lord Hightone	8,750.00
8	KWL	little willy	8,214.22
9	NHP	This is me heads for the moon	7,605.94
10	PSN	Sexy littlewoman	6,217.70

Steady on Tim it's just a game you know! :-)

Well done Hightone (i mean Lord Hightone) makes it into the exclusive 100k club

Jenny (Supervisor), into the profit already.

Bunny, nice joke, but did not get it?

little willie
Them wasn't basking sharks, them was sharks basking!

Just back from Tesco's trolley racing, nice and quiet, filled up with d'essence and kettle on. Tea and sherry trifle anyone?

Greetings oh fellow tea-roomies on this glorious Tuesday morn!!
Yeah..I know..it's grey, it's cold, the FTSE is suffering
a bout of the Brian Rix syndrome but who cares, there's wine on
the counter (and the floor, seems it was a good night last night!)
plenty of food in - AND I can eat my brunch in peace as T-I-M is
not in yet!!! (hee-hee)
BTW - When you get to the moon T-I-M remember to send me a postcard
wont you??!!
See I'm in the middle in the game...got LW one side and SBall on the
other...Oh there's a million and one jokes in that arrangement!!!!

Received this E.Mail today, which I thought was quite amusing

Today is International Day of The Very Good Looking, Beautiful and Damn
Attractive People, so send this message to someone you think fits this
description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received over fifty
thousand
messages and my inbox is jammed full. Some of you will have received this
message in error, you know who you are.

Thanks for the mail Jeff, so many people getting in touch;
Telkom SA at present putting a new switchboard in to my house to cope with demand.

Yesterday outside temp was 48 degrees, 42 in shade, it was the hottest day in Paarl for 37 yrs.[ what sad sod keeps these records...37 yrs?].
Lot cooler today, 35-37!! At least we have a breeze and are equipped to deal with it, pool, air con etc but will welcome some respite which should be soon...aagghh. I'll have a bowl of Socs icecold amarretto trifle..yummy

Pretty crap day thus far on my real portfolio..red, red, red..

It is indeed a red red day Little Willie.
Ahhh Jeffie Poos I didn't know you cared!!!!!

Quick, hit me with a bowl of sherry trifle!

100k club mile high club i like being a club member but normally go 1st class but did like the mile high club at club/sub sonic (-:

HT.

Ps post cheltenham tips this weekend

Hi everyone poochy here for his usuall evening drinky.

My sister had news that she is getting married this year so i better go get a haircut.

Vasey, No lie but i had a dream about you last night! I was at this large gathering of people in this hall sitting down watching whatever it was when this woman steps upto me and recognises me. The woman was you vasey and we have a little chat and then..then .....then..im not sure! That's the second time i have dream'nt of Cafe folk! Hilary been the first.

Pint of Bods please.

Lord High, Im afraid you dropped out of the exclusive 100k club today - never mind. I hope you have some good horsey tips.

Golddog
No dreams of me, I'm shattered. LOL

I find that comment about your sister amusing, "My sister had news that she is getting married this year". Didn't she know about it before?

Life is such fun, fancy a Bods then?

I'm of up the wooden mountain, see you all tomorrow

Socks.

Afternoon campers,
Gd nice cup of hot mocha coffee and cheesecake.
I wonder what Gaffee,s Greenspan is going to throw today -Usually when he opens his mouth the DOw drops like a stone so will wait and see.

rgds
zarif

Ah poochy - Sister getting married...A hair cut is a fair
investment for such an occasion!! Is this a quiet wedding or
a penguin suit job?
I'm not a formal person but I know it's what
many do choose to have. Well enjoy it!!!

So how are we all? Zarif good to see you around again - on the
coffee rather than tea today? Sounds serious...

Socs says "Life is such fun"

Not if you are a cockle Picker and you cant swim

Ah more fried rice jokes..
Afternoon Mr.Mack - how is life for you??

Bunny
Far too busy at the moment. Probably the busiest I have been for two years. So no trading for me for some months now.

Hows yourself?

Cheesecake? I'll have some of that please and a foffee or even a coffee.
So you're a slob then stockbunny. :-)
Slippers and your hair in curlers and a fag hanging out of the side of your mouth.

s/b: with greenspan taliking u need all the caffeine available in case he utters something and the whole market collapses around u.But give him his due he made the Dow touch 10700 and the EUR/Doll and cable both rocketed up giving me a good Booster.

BTW - The drinks and nosh are on me -order what u may!!!!!!!

rgds
zarif

So on balance Zarif are you happy with the words of 'the man'
across the water?? I'll have a brandy, researching this afternoon
has left me feeling feeble!

JeffMack - It's supposed to be good when you're busy - so they
always say - only problem is it never feels that great to be up
to your eyes in work. Get some decent R&R when you can!!

Snoball - Don't need curlers, my ears are naturally curly at the ends
(see?) Slippers? Most definitely when it's chilly in the warren!!
Give me a comfy pairs of jeans and a t-shirt any day, I'll leave all
dressing up for the other girlies!!!

Hi everybody,
Just had an interesting conversation( about 3pm) with a rep from MCI technologies (Star Trader) selling an EOD software for Uk stocks.Aparrently this software takes care of everything -you dont need to know ta etc and the usual price for the software is 5800 plus vat -but they are doing a market promotion at 2800 plus Vat9plus 18/pth EoD data feed) and you have to pay the other half at end of year ( but if u have not madea profit than that is waived). Sounds too good to be true -AND i am sure it is.Any way i politely said dont ring me i will ring u back!!!
Anybody out there use them or any news about them ???


rgds
zarif
ps: it also begs the question that if this thing is next to sliced bread -then why are they spending time trying to sell in on the old dog and bone.!!!!!