OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Have we got a top window? I don't think he should be sacked, how will he feed his 16 kids, wife and a dog?

Haha! Still here. I've been reading the 'house rules'; it would appear that it is up to the barman who he serves, so excuse me whilst I put my feet up, tear up your advert and have a pint of Guinness. Oh and by the way, get out of my bar. :o)

Perhaps you have a point.

KEAYDIAN was going to sack you. You sound like Barbara Windsor, Get out my pub.

Such a snitch.

I said he sounded like her , not looked like her .lol

Shop , I will buy you a drink. creep, creep.

I was thinking more like this one.

Ah yes, I do like to see a bit of grovelling!

More beer and more pictures please!

Clean pictures or dirty ones. no,no,no, I mean with no writing on the bellies.lol

Loved this cartoon as a youngster, and still do.

Preferably without the writing please but not necessarily of Barbara Windsor! :o)

Hey, that's me when I'm serving here!

A great cartoon

That was the best joke of the day.lol

More like you and the service.lol

Votes please, is shop service the speed of a hare or tortoise. Tortoise for me.

Thanks! I like compliments, the tortoise won the race don't forget! :o)