OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I said he sounded like her , not looked like her .lol

Shop , I will buy you a drink. creep, creep.

I was thinking more like this one.

Ah yes, I do like to see a bit of grovelling!

More beer and more pictures please!

Clean pictures or dirty ones. no,no,no, I mean with no writing on the bellies.lol

Loved this cartoon as a youngster, and still do.

Preferably without the writing please but not necessarily of Barbara Windsor! :o)

Hey, that's me when I'm serving here!

A great cartoon

That was the best joke of the day.lol

More like you and the service.lol

Votes please, is shop service the speed of a hare or tortoise. Tortoise for me.

Thanks! I like compliments, the tortoise won the race don't forget! :o)

That reminds me. Lettuce. I'm going shopping.

I forgot that one, the old aesop's fables. 1-0 to you

shop can you try this later, looks good.






Good enough to eat

Hedgehog spaghetti carbonara (serves four)

500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese chop hedgehog into small chunks

beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

put pasta in boiling water

put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

add wine and reduce heat

drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

garnish with remaining parmesan. Serve immediately

Road Kill Menu

Appetizers (tastes neat fresh off the street) - Chicken that didn't cross the road. flat cat

Wild Side Entrees

(Better tried still in the hide) served with fresh squash & Dead Old Bread

Center Line Bovine. Smidgen of Pigeon, Outta Luck Duck, igor Mortis Tortise

Late Night Delight

Smear Deer

Brown Bag 'N Gag

Take out special

Anything dead between 2 slabs of bread

Chefs Special

Guess that mess!

Shop has gone crazy.