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Traders Thread - Monday 4th June (TRAD)     

Greystone - 03 Jun 2007 13:31

Greystone - 04 Jun 2007 16:58 - 43 of 46

End-of-day Market Roundup

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Precious Metals Summary - London Close

Master RSI - 04 Jun 2007 17:26 - 45 of 46

        JOKE OF THE DAY

Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia
after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!”
and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because
instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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