OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Thirsty, I am. Rum Baba I need.

Rum Baba you've got. Extra rum. Straw to eat it with you have.

The service in here getting better, is. Thanks Kim.

Well, it's mainly because I've improved my shopping skills you see. Every day I make a list of what we definitely need and what we may need. In fact I'm just filling in a list now. (Scribble, scribble....scratch, scuff, scuff.) Um....haha!, pen's run out. Er, I'm going shopping.

For a pen?

Yep!

Bought one!

Now where was I, ok I suppose I had better start the shopping list with, um....pens.

Actually this list is a bit messy now with all these scribbles. I'll start another (Scrunch, throw).

Ok, new piece of paper....................paper, paper...... where the......oh!,....no paper.

I, erm, I'm just nipping out for a minute.

''We got coffe''

''We got cup''

''We got sugur''

''We got sweetner''

''We got full fat milk''

''We low fat milk''

''We got soyer milk, for the lactose intollerant community''
We got nooooooooooooo coffee


ps I am not bad at spelling.lol

eat appuc a evah i nac

Quite so, couldn't have said it better myself!

Meantime, a full English breakfast please.

I see the prediction is for the market to open flat to slightly down, which of course means it will open hugely up or hugely down or anywhere inbetween. There's nothing quite like accurate predictions, is there?

Thats the forecast i like, a complete surprise, bit like a weather forecast.

A full, or slightly less than full, English will be served sooner or later.

With a cuppa tea.Or coffee.

Both

Toffee?

AND not in the same mug.

Toffee. Yes of course; hard, chewy or runny(ish)?

Tea. Coffee. Not in the same mug.

What the house recommends