- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Afternoon Bunny. I was beginning to think that 4350 might be unlucky. Mind how you go for the rest of the day.

Socksbunny
You should know that at least one person will call in after teatime and here I am. I'll make the tea, you find the biscuits.

socs
maybe you can help me out.

if i want to know what passenger airlines fly to an overseas airport from any london airport, how can i find out.

if i see an flight abc 5467, how can i find out what airline is abc.

cheers

Jeff,

Why not go to a website like one of these .......

Justflights

Flightline

Airflights Direct

Dial a flight

and do a search?

Thanks Hil, I will take a look. Spent ages looking the other week and didnt come up with anything. You are much more clever than me.

Dont tell her that boyo, she'll start to believe byou mean it and then you'll have lift off and God knows where it will all land up.
Not planning on going to Greece plane spotting, are we?

Then you need to check if you can use the like of Easyjet, which do not pay agents comission

Breaking News

An earthquake measuring 0.00000001 on the Richter Scale hit 'pool of urine at 11:11am. The epicentre was the centre circle at Anfailed. Despite its force being only that of Garry giving an Ex pool player what he deserved it caused major damage.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering " I dinnae know what hit me", " I cannae find my 'pool top" and where's my fags?". The earthquake destroyed the ramshackle stadium and surrounding shanty town causing approximately 2-50 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of Blackpool souveneers were damaged beyond repair and three areas of burnt out cars were disturbed causing distress to the prostitutes and junkies in them. Many locals were woken well before their Giros arrived. The photographer for the local newspaper ' Pool in Pictures' found hundreds of residents confused and bewildered by the fact that something interesting had happened in Anfailed and the editor was so shocked that he put some words in the paper, so confusing the residents further.

One resident, 15 year old mother of 5, Sharon 'Easy' Ryder said 'It was terrible, it took a whole packet of fags and a whole bottle of vodka to calm me down'. Ther locals said that business had recovered quickly, with looting and mugging at normal levels and car crime benefiting from the debris on the roads slowing the traffic up. The Red Cross have managed to ship in essential supplies to replace some of the bottles broken in the various bars and Sunney Delight for the children. Locals are still sifting through the rubble for their personal belongings such as Elizabeth Duke jewellery from Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.

CAN YOU HELP?

Can you suport the appeal to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is sought after and items most needed include basebasll caps, nylon shell suits, counterfeit 'pool tops, white sports socks, grey stretch leggings and anything sold in the More Stores. Large hooped 'gold' earings would also be greatly appreciated.

Food required consists of Pot Noodles, frozen chips (oven or microwave; not ones you have to fry), bottles of cheap cider and special brew.

Donations of money would be greatly received, 11p buys a cheap ball point for anyone capable of filling in their own compensation form, 3-99 buys chips and fizzy blue drinks for a family of 10 and 5 will buy a packet of Superkings.

Please do not sent tents as the sight of posh housing may upset the neighbouring estates.

What a jolly day today. I must have missed everybody, sorry, just fell asleep in the easy chair.

Jeffmack
Don't tell me you are going to buy one of those holidays flying from Manston. It could give me a heart attack, I would be laughing so hard!

This_is_me, is that why the Dow fell today?

Did the Dow fall or was it pushed? Am I about to make a killing on my MMO2 shares? Will Christopher Robin go down to the palace with Alice? Time for tea I think.

Morning all, I'll have a half of what TIMs been drinking.
So its 'Scally-bashing' time eh?
It'll give 8 ball and the rest of the 'Sheep-lovers' a break,
ah well, its like Gerry sang, 'You'll never walk alone' and, "Can I look after your car Mister?"; "Give us a job".

Socs....Mad Hatters time, hereabouts methinks....

Hello little willie
Is that half a pint of Creme de Menthe? You'll go green if you drink that. OK, everybody move round the table two places. I have to go out later so if I stop posting ......................

Hi everyone, Game updated. Bullshare is still in the Championship seat.

Bunny, Don't worry about the Tea Rooms been empty sometimes, even if only one person a fortnight comes in to clean the bogs it's ok by me, and i will always be here even if im just sitting in the corner tinkling on the piano sipping Bods on my own? The fact that two blokes on the other side of the world have a discussion of 'do you remember the dawg?', is mind blowing in itself! Then i am happy that the Tea Rooms can never be lost in it's virtual world. To be lost on page two is no disaster not even a minor tremor (Tim - blackpool story, very good) to the fact that back in Advfn days you would be lucky to find us before page 25 and typing in the epic 'cafe' was the only way to be found! So you see there really is no need to change the menu although chocolate fudge icecream will now be added.

GoldDog - Owner of the Tea Room Cafe, and barman, waiter, cleaner, handyman, stripper, drunkard behind the bar, and poochy in the basket.
:-)

I've never had Poochy in the Basket, is it something like Chicken in the Basket? I'm off again, back later............

I'm back again, talking to myself by the looks of it. Damned cold out there today. Must get a nice mug of tea inside me to thaw out.

Evening all. I'm at work today, been here since 1:00pm, should be done about 8:00pm, then back at 9:00am tomorrow. Gotta earn a crust

Jeffmack
For those hours I would demand at least a whole loaf, and the jam and butter.

By the bye, Cheltenham is preparing for the races, the wooden shutters are going up and trenches being dug along the main roads. We're standing by to repel boarders. You know how we repel boarders don't you, we stop changing the bed linen.

I will be out to cause mayhem for three days

ditto