Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I see the Lib/dems are on the ball , proposing 4 extra weeks paternity leave for men. just whats needed when half the worlds trying to kill the other half.

Undoubtedly, the government will use the latest methodology and get HMRC to fight the jihadists. First the tax man will levy massive erroneous tax bills on them and then, whilst they are away at war, gut their bank accounts.

Easy peasy lemon squeazy.

Well, either that or give them Community Service under EU rules.

Of course, if the jihadists don't go away to war then we are stuffed. Best thing we can do, is to try to keep an eye out for anything fundamentally strange.

Under Boris there won't be a coalition , expect a lot of UKIP voters will back a Boris Tory party

Sorry, I don't know how to reduce the size on the pic, but the headline is too good to ignore.

Opinium/Observer – CON 30, LAB 36, LD 7, UKIP 16
30 AUG 2014

Cameron faces Ukip by-election bloodbath: Party set to win first Commons seat after shock poll reveals Farage's staggering 44-point lead over the Tories

Ukip set to win first Commons seat with a landslide 64 per cent of the vote

Douglas Carswell is set to win Clacton by-election sparked by his defection

Figures predict a record 48 point swing towards Ukip, humiliating the Tories



By Simon Walters for The Mail on Sunday

Published: 00:37, 31 August 2014 | Updated: 03:22, 31 August 2014






Full story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738787/Cameron-faces-Ukip-election-bloodbath-Party-set-win-Commons-seat-shock-poll-reveals-Farages-staggering-44-point-lead-Tories.html

Update - Labour lead at 4
by YouGov in Politics
Sun August 31, 2014 6 a.m. BST

Latest YouGov / Sunday Times results 29th August - Con 32%, Lab 36%, LD 7%, UKIP 16%

If Dave and his pals are our 'clever elite' why does Nigel make them look so stupid?

By Peter Hitchens

Published: 00:09, 31 August 2014 | Updated: 00:13, 31 August 2014



The only interesting things about Douglas Carswell’s switch from the Tory Party to Ukip are that it took him so long and that he has acted alone. Any thinking person has been able to see for years that the Tory Party hates conservatives. It is a roadblock, not a road, championing the elite against the people.

It is kept in being only by the BBC and various dodgy billionaires, who provide it with airtime and money out of all proportion to its real support. It has no actual aims except office at all costs.

It has no actual policies either, only negative smear campaigns, falsely portraying Ukip as mad Nazis, or Ed Miliband as some kind of Trotskyist loony.



Laughing all the way: Even Nigel Farage has more of a clue about how the world works than our supposedly clever elite, writes Hitchens



The party leader has never pretended to be anything other than he is – the heir to Blair. That is why so much of the Left-wing media prefer David Cameron to Ed Miliband.

Mr Cameron’s promise of a referendum on EU membership is worthless three times over. First, nobody can rely on his word after his broken promise to hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.

Second, Mr Cameron could not win a Westminster majority in 2010, and there is even less chance of his doing so next May, as he well knows. He could promise paradise and be sure he would never have to deliver it.


Third, does anyone seriously think that a referendum on EU membership could be or would be conducted fairly in a country whose main source of news is the BBC, and whose whole media establishment is pro-EU?




More stuff that Haystack wont want to read:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2738775/PETER-HITCHENS-If-Dave-pals-clever-elite-does-Nigel-make-look-stupid.html

Nigel is a rabble rouser and not much more. Their policies are stupid.

UKIP is not a political party. It is a one policy pressure group similar to the Green party.

Their policies are stupid Such as ? having trade agreements with the EU , trading with the rest of the World , passing our own law's , saying who enters our country and deporting those who commit serious crimes here.

Read their policies apart from the ones to do with EU. It matters little as they will won't have the ability to implement any of them. Getting even a handful of seats will gain them nothing.

Even if they were part of a coalition with Farage being a Minister

They wouldn't be part of a coalition. The Clacton wierdos might be in favour of UKIP, but they are consistently polling between 12% and 18% which is below the level to get any MPs. In a coalition even with two MPs or a couple more they would be a very junior part of a three way coalition as the Libs will get more seats than UKIP. Their influence would be virtually non existent. The parties are more likely to just call another election rather than have a coalition with UKIP.

So we are most certainly going to get lots of new UKIP votes. Where are they going to come from?

1. Labour?
2. Tories?
3. Lib Dems?
4. All three of the above?
5. If so, mainly from which party?

Obviously, if Carswell does get re-elected, but as a UKIP member, he will have stolen a massive vote from the Tories, who previously gave him a stonking majority as a Tory.

The media says a 44% swing is likely from the latest poll.

The media also says such a swing would create a political earthquake.

The bottom line for me, is that UKIP are now going to do much, much better than we thought. Now since UKIP leans to the right, I forecast another coalition government, but this time between the Tories and UKIP with the Lib Dems getting (quite rightly) kicked completely into touch.

Then we will get a Referendum - because, amongst other things, Farage will demand it to get the coalition deal. I think he will get this deal too, because his party looks like getting loads of new Tory defectors ,who will align more easily back to the Tories rather than towards any coalition with Labour.

Then we will also get what we want out of the EU and probably stay in the EU.

Well I hope that Carswell and UKIP do win Clacton. Cameron deserves a bloody nose imo, for being such a namby-pamby and this could be the wake up call he so desperately needs. If Cameron wants the Great British public to give him power in 2015, why is he then making them wait 2 years for the referendum they are calling for?

But to think that Clacton is indicative of the rest of the UK is wide of the mark. It's a seaside town in Essex which is full of angry white British retirees who read the Daily Mail.