Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Mickey

would never have bought from Comet - it was the landlord that did!!!! and i have to suffer the consequences. Id have collected it if it allowed but no such option.

Good to hear how well you all treat your other halves - might have to get mine to have a read

I'm a coward really Fundy. If I were to say it to her face I'd get a wack with the frying pan. When I'm sitting in front of the tele with my feet up watching the footie and I hear the hoover going I think to myself "What a diamond" and I say "Get us another Stella from the fridge sweet heart, I don't want to miss anything". She replies in old english "Go forth and multiply". You just can't get the staff these days.

MS

You've done something wrong there mickey, most women get married in white, because most domestic appliances come in white..

F***

just heard that comet will not be delivering today!!!!

theyve asked if they can deliver between 9 and 5 tomorrow and couldnt understand when i explained that theyd screwed up my friday and werent going to do the same to my saturday

time to go to the pub to de-stress

Wait for me!!

MS

mickeyskint
I just bought an iron for the missus half price in Argos 25, its the third iron in two years, they don't make um like they use to. Its me birthday Monday, I wouldnt fancy an iron, I hinted a new scanner lets see what happens. Guesses to my age, nearest gets a Postman Pat pic dedicated to them on this thread.

Driver 47..

Alright then 45.

21??

driver, it's my birthday today!!! weird!
i'll guess 48!!

22?

Come on driver get the home help to lift you off the comode and tell us how old you are !

I think his battery has gone flat on his motorised scooter with a shopping basket on the front and hes stuck in the middle of the lounge.

It's the big Five Oh. 50!!!

ish

come on lads, don't be tight. he has to wait for the home help to come round and take him to the toilet first!!

Then meals on wheels.

42 and looks like george clooney don't forget! That's how I see him anyway. Happy Birthday Driver.

Them meals on wheels must be good!!!

Stop panicking, I have been to work and doing that bloody Research Page, happy birthday bos, I have changed my mind about looking like George Clooney now that I am a little bit older I look more like Bruce Willis. This Pic of Postman Pat (ERT) by the way, is dedicated to hewittalan6 who was the nearest, well done.

P.S I nearly forgot its 54