Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hays for once I agree idiot is being kind to the clown of a man
spoken for 25 mins about nothing the public want policys and facts not crap

Hays no they arent they are looking back at you through your TV screen and thinking what a sad numpty.

Massive massive applause.

TANKER hes going to subsidise male corsets.

What an over whelming speech the best ever.

This will go down in history as number one.

gf you have lost the plot go to te doctors you are sick

Carson, carson free false teeth for those over 60. And cheap North Korean Viagra.

TANKER i would but I cant get to see him for 12 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ed as lost the election that's a cert will now get people to vote tory keep the nutter out

TANKER TANKER , cheap wigs for all pensioners from the republic of China , Birds Nests they will be called.

DAVID CAMERON, YOUVE BEEN FOUND OUT.

Fantastic speech, thats it hes done it, were home and dry a new LABOUR GOVERNMENT.

LOL What a gullible DICK !!!

that was the worst crap ever spoken as a speech total crap the man is a complete dimwit he as lost all pensioners votes that's for sure . will now put up the blue flag at the club

gf if you think that was a good speech you are a stupid

off down the club to put up the tory flag

Best get down to your Con Club gf , get the ale in and spread your joy :0)

TANKER - 23 Sep 2014 15:42 - 46239 of 46241

off down the club to put up the tory flag.......ends

yep stick it up yer ass.

Tory twit.

You going down to your golf club chris, playing with the 12 year old boys again.!!!!!!!!!

I dare bet Millbarmpot doesn't eat curry either.....

It's too sophisticated for the Labour village people. More of a 'teaspoon and apple sauce home made baby food' kinda guy, IMHO. Hey GF, do they make that in your village? You could buy him a pot if they do. Or maybe even get an old Norah Batty lady to make it for him specially.

And can someone blow his nose for him or even perhaps just a bit of a wipe?

What a leader!

NOT! Sorry, SNOT.