Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

off down the club to put up the tory flag

Best get down to your Con Club gf , get the ale in and spread your joy :0)

TANKER - 23 Sep 2014 15:42 - 46239 of 46241

off down the club to put up the tory flag.......ends

yep stick it up yer ass.

Tory twit.

You going down to your golf club chris, playing with the 12 year old boys again.!!!!!!!!!

I dare bet Millbarmpot doesn't eat curry either.....

It's too sophisticated for the Labour village people. More of a 'teaspoon and apple sauce home made baby food' kinda guy, IMHO. Hey GF, do they make that in your village? You could buy him a pot if they do. Or maybe even get an old Norah Batty lady to make it for him specially.

And can someone blow his nose for him or even perhaps just a bit of a wipe?

What a leader!

NOT! Sorry, SNOT.

Exit polls on SKY showing 99% of delegates thought it was a great speech. Highest for 30 years.

Well they would wouldn't they you knobhead!

Ahhhhhhhh but highest for 30 years dirt bag.

What did ordinary people think of the speech.

Update - Labour lead at 2
by YouGov in Politics
Tue September 23, 2014 6 a.m. BST

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 22nd Sept - Con 33%, Lab 35%, LD 7%, UKIP 14%;

What do the 1% think?

How about back stabbing bastard, we want your brother?

Or Your Shite!

Ordinary people thought it was brilliant. Just been on Yorkshire TV.

Your poll Hays....... YESTERDAY. Dont try your normal bull shiting performance.

Just accept it Chris we are going to have labour government for the rest of your living life. Its just as simple as that.

Nothing complicated about it.

In your dreams mate!

No in your dreams mate.

So let me get this right. Red Ed got dumped by Sky News in favour of a statement by Barry the Kenyan.

And this, apparently, is a summary of what the Sky viewers missed

Even the bits that we did hear were laced with embarrassing mistakes. He talked about meeting two women in a park, and the crowd laughed. Ed responded with bemusement saying “its not that funny”. Surely it should have crossed his mind that bored delegates might have rude thoughts flashing through their heads.

Later in the speech he talked about going to an NHS hospital in Watford at 9pm one night. He said he was particularly delighted to see “nurses coming together”.

Those poor Sky viewers obviously had a lucky escape.

WHO CARES WEVE GOT ONE FOOT IN DOWNING STREET.

Bookies odds firmed Labour now 1/3 to win GE.
Tories 2/1