Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

here's a good one.

I'm off see yer.

Whats all these architeture buildings I am thinking to myself.

I thought we were having a few lovely maidens displayed to brighten up our rotten trading days.

cheers me.

YES jimmy b your right, my husband is nuts, i keep refering him to the hospital, but they can't cope either so they send him back home,with a yellow stick note saying'you married this man through sickness and in health and yep he is definately sick' lol. oh by the way were away this xmas if you want to use our drive!!!!!it's about 3 mile long you'll know when your there, as we have a little cheif about 200yds from the gates!!!! probably explains Alan's insanity.
come on guys keep them coming.
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H
xx

Hang on Jimmy. Never mind the cheap TV licence for the blind. Why does every shop in the UK carry a sign on the door saying No Dogs (I understand that bit) except guide dogs. Whos gonna read that bit of the sign AND it apply to them?

Ok just for you Goldfinger , i,ll share Cindy Crawford..

The dogs read it obviously , they are trained .

Ah. My mistake then. I'm glad I broaden my mind on here.
Before reading this thread I cudnt evin spel educashun an now im getin wun.

HELP REQUIRED

I am conducting serious research intothe way stocks and markets move and I urgently need the following assistance;

Two research assistants with large thirsts and huge bladders to look into the after effects of a golden cross.

Somebody who lives in a high rise tower block, with access to a window and a back street vet with loose morals to test the dead cat bounce theory.

Applications should be sent to my usual address at Parkhurst secure unit.

love the bloke who goes into all the `Dont ask its 1`shops and asks.

Good to see Alan's wife is keeping an eye on him I don't think he's safe out on his own!! now what do you think H stands for--Hilary or Helen maybe??

I think it's alan he's got a split personality,

It must stand for 'HELP'.

No money plus keep guessing. and yes Jimmy b alan does have a split personality..
don't tell him i said that He's also my boss I dont want to lose my job but last year he was convinced he was Napoleon and booked a family holiday to Moscow in winter.

Outrageous.
Anyway, for those trying to guess the other halfs name, heres a clue;

Anyone remember freddie Mercury in the "I want to break free" video...........

Alan

Here we go alan's crossdressing again.

So which one is she Al??
I know which one you are!!



Nice hoover by the way, buy her a Dyson you cheapskate.

let me tell you, thats a much better sight than seeing him undressing
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H

Thanks for that thought, I have just lost the will to live......