PETER HITCHENS: The Dave diet: hair gel, snake oil and terminological inexactitudes
By Peter Hitchens
Published: 00:49, 5 October 2014

'Snake-oil and hair gel': The Prime Minister wore a Help For Heroes wristband during his conference speech in Birmingham on Wednesday, despite needlessly prolonging the peril of British troops in Afghanistan
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How odd it would be to actually watch Oxford beat Cambridge by a mile in the boat race, and then open the papers next morning and read that Cambridge had won.
Last week was a bit like that for me. I watched the Tory conference carefully. And then I read the papers, and it was all plain wrong.
Take this quotation, from a Tory document, describing the ‘key objectives’ of their planned new bill on ‘Human Rights’.
One of them is to ‘put the text of the original Human Rights convention into primary legislation’. In other words, the Tories plan to make Human Rights a permanent part of our constitution. Is that what you thought they were doing?
It goes on to say: ‘There is nothing wrong with that original document.’ Is that what you thought they thought? Because it is.
The only way to escape the ‘Human Rights’ curse is to abolish it entirely, and rely (as we did when we were truly free and independent) on our own well-tried laws, forged in centuries of constitutional battle.
Canada, which has its own homegrown ‘Charter Of Rights And Freedoms’, modelled on the European one, is just as entangled in liberal drivel as we are. It’s not where the Charter comes from that’s the problem. It’s what it is.
You have deliberately been given a wholly false impression of what is planned – and, alas, much of the media has joined in the deception.
There are other falsehoods. Perhaps the worst and most wounding for a British patriot is Mrs Theresa May’s plan to ban ‘extremists’ from the airwaves and the internet. What is an extremist? Why, anyone the Government says is one. I might be one. You might be one.
What joy this idea must have given the Chinese despots currently resisting peaceful demands for more freedom in Hong Kong.
I can just imagine the glee with which they will throw back any British protests at repression, by saying how much they admire Mrs May’s reintroduction of medieval tyranny into our penal code. For this disgraceful outburst, Mrs May was praised as a possible future premier by choirs of sycophants.
But then we must come to that great streak of snake-oil and hair gel, the Prime Minister’s speech in Birmingham on Wednesday. I confess I swore at the TV set several times, enraged by his sheer nerve.
His ostentatious wearing of a Help For Heroes wristband after needlessly prolonging the peril of British troops in Afghanistan was particularly repulsive to me.
I hope his endorsement did not harm that excellent charity too much, though I have never understood why wounded soldiers should need to rely upon charity for their care.