Think its that time of the month again, time for another north west night out,
Meet at the old monkey pub again,corner of portland/princess st, manchester city centre, Wed 24th may,7-30pm to 8pm. then on for a nice chinese buffet meal again,please post name if you want to attend,
as always everyone welcome, especially newcomers,
we dont bite honest, were quiet a civil bunch really,:-)


Ruth
Sputnik
Choccie
Splat
CC
Cloudbase
Bill
Vivid
John+Gaynor
Mark, Jackie

Police were called to a distubance in central Manchester tonight after an unruly crowd of people who described themselves as "traders" appeared be over-indulging in food, drink and loud talk. Police described their behaviour as largely good-natured, but causing concern to other members of the public who were some what taken aback by the ritual abuse involved. "It's always the women that are the worst", commented Inspector Knacker, "they don't seem to know when to stop. There was a lot of funny stuff about Nuns, margins, fluctuations and whipping with saws. Sounded not quite right to me."

Police are continuing to appeal for witnesses in an attempt to find anyone who could understand what was going on.

MM did that police report mention Steph and her 6 foot whip?

Spaceman:

I think there may have been an incident in a Chinese restaurant as well. I seem to remember seeing something about the waiter trying to take the orders when one of the "traders" said "Fluctuations". Apparently, the waiter took umbrage and said "Fluctuations! Fluctuations! Well, fluck you Europeans as well!" And things just went downhill from there . . .

MM LOL I can imagine Steph would whip her whip out after that ;-)

You're a git Mr Numpty :)
Someone appeared in the Monkey - sporting a beard, no less. Not a 'kin clue who he was :) In fact I'm not sure anyone knew. But heyyy - home again. Yeppp I found my car :))

Thanks Ruthie.

A beard you say. :-)

MM, :-)
Iain,slapped arse for you,


thanks everyone for a grat night again, great company great food, what else do you need:-)

Bosley, maybe next time:-)

Spaceman, Steph had to work so wasnt there, so we was minus 1 whip too;-)

A good night had by all, cheers Ruth for organizing it. Who was that in the Monkey. He seemed to think I was from the Manchester Evening News. I thought it was you Iain, taking the p*ss, ..as I've not met you before. :-)) Sorry you weren`t there, next time....?

Im a master of disguise.Remember the women with the ample chest you asked out??? Me!
See you next time.

Well there was an exceedingly ample woman at the bar - and Bill got all excited ;)

Iain :-)
Chocco yes there was, however, she was also exceedingly undesirable!! :-)

How very dare you! Undesirable

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good point sputnik...

Spaceman, I think Sputters has been on the sherberts again:-)

Space - Just trying to kick Ruth into another NW night, but all she wants to talk about is BMW's, going a bit far upmarket for us N westers :-)

Ruth, nothing new there then ;-)

Sputnik, understood, I did give her some advice about getting an old transit with a mattress for Mick but she didn't listen, what can you do ;-)

Anyway it will get nicked in a couple of weeks, you know what they are like round her way. then she can get him a transit....

Space - Reckon she would make a good white van woman.

I believe she has made arrangements to have the Beamer nicked a week Tuesday just as the first payment is due :-)

:-))

lol:-)
Sputters, gave those heated seats a go at weekend, next time i must wear knickers under me fur coat.:-)
Spaceman,:-)