Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ok just for you Goldfinger , i,ll share Cindy Crawford..

The dogs read it obviously , they are trained .

Ah. My mistake then. I'm glad I broaden my mind on here.
Before reading this thread I cudnt evin spel educashun an now im getin wun.

HELP REQUIRED

I am conducting serious research intothe way stocks and markets move and I urgently need the following assistance;

Two research assistants with large thirsts and huge bladders to look into the after effects of a golden cross.

Somebody who lives in a high rise tower block, with access to a window and a back street vet with loose morals to test the dead cat bounce theory.

Applications should be sent to my usual address at Parkhurst secure unit.

love the bloke who goes into all the `Dont ask its 1`shops and asks.

Good to see Alan's wife is keeping an eye on him I don't think he's safe out on his own!! now what do you think H stands for--Hilary or Helen maybe??

I think it's alan he's got a split personality,

It must stand for 'HELP'.

No money plus keep guessing. and yes Jimmy b alan does have a split personality..
don't tell him i said that He's also my boss I dont want to lose my job but last year he was convinced he was Napoleon and booked a family holiday to Moscow in winter.

Outrageous.
Anyway, for those trying to guess the other halfs name, heres a clue;

Anyone remember freddie Mercury in the "I want to break free" video...........

Alan

Here we go alan's crossdressing again.

So which one is she Al??
I know which one you are!!



Nice hoover by the way, buy her a Dyson you cheapskate.

let me tell you, thats a much better sight than seeing him undressing
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Thanks for that thought, I have just lost the will to live......

Close mate. They're her Brothers.
Now which one do you fancy. I'll go for the blonde!!

Def the blonde, its the school girl look I think.
That one on the right has got a dead fox round her/his neck.

Wilbs,
To stop you all knocking something you haven't tried yet, I am posting this picture of me in my normal casual attire.
As you can see, I am graceful and attractive.
Alan

Brilliant!

Dam, I painted a picture in my head of you looking like this.

Too much hair mate and alan's boobs are much bigger
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